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Thread: CW members you would have the children of.

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    CW members you would have the children of.

    Smitteh.

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    Would have to go Smitteh as well. Could train them to burn things.
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    I would not risk putting pressure on my relationship with Smitteh by burdening us with children.

    I would have geg's children though, but he'd have to stay in and look after them while I got drunk.
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    I reckon they could teach us things as well, like how to Swear, how to get angry, and most importantly, how to love like a Smitteh.


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    Quote Originally Posted by GeraintIsMyHero View Post
    I would not risk putting pressure on my relationship with Smitteh by burdening us with children.

    I would have geg's children though, but he'd have to stay in and look after them while I got drunk.

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    Jeez, re-using your material, that's piss poor Geg.

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    I think what geg is trying to say is that when I go out and get drunk I mustn't try to cycle home as he will worry about me

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    Quote Originally Posted by sledger View Post
    Jeez, re-using your material, that's piss poor Geg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GeraintIsMyHero View Post
    I think what geg is trying to say is that when I go out and get drunk I mustn't try to cycle home as he will worry about me
    Fair point, I fully understand, why didnt smitteh raise this concern?

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    Doesn't stick around to pay the child support.
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    Piper.

    Nice way to ruin the thread IMO.
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    Quote Originally Posted by roseboy64 View Post
    Piper.

    Nice way to ruin the thread IMO.


    Were it not for the comment about ruining the thread I wouldn't have laughed.

    Xaviers best ever post imo.

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    Dont mind who's so long as they pay the ransom
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    Wouldn't try ransom Smitteh, he'd kill you, using his voice - he has a special tone that inflicts death on mere mortals.

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