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Old 14-12-2008, 03:47 AM   #1 (permalink)
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"I want to have a century of Kids"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOalb...e=channel_page

This guy.

Sorry the clip is in urdu basically he says he is a 55 year old with 41 kids and wants to complete the Century of Kids.He says that he is raising them well and he has no financial difficulties while you see his kids fighting for a single 'bread' in the back ground and none of his kids have gotten any education!

Don't think he will reach 100 since after 60 its almost impossible to father any kids, though he is looking good for a 50 I guess.

Gotta give credit where it is due the little willey seems to be in overdrive even at this age.
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Old 14-12-2008, 03:47 AM   #2 (permalink)
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lol...look who uploaded the video.
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Old 14-12-2008, 03:50 AM   #3 (permalink)
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lol...look who uploaded the video.
at the uploader!
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Old 14-12-2008, 04:19 AM   #4 (permalink)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOalb...e=channel_page

This guy.

Sorry the clip is in urdu basically he says he is a 55 year old with 41 kids and wants to complete the Century of Kids.He says that he is raising them well and he has no financial difficulties while you see his kids fighting for a single 'bread' in the back ground and none of his kids have gotten any education!

Don't think he will reach 100 since after 60 its almost impossible to father any kids, though he is looking good for a 50 I guess.

Gotta give credit where it is due the little willey seems to be in overdrive even at this age.
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Old 14-12-2008, 04:25 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Remember reading somewhere that only a very select few males are sexually active after 60 though must admit never bothered doing much research on the said topic.
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Old 14-12-2008, 04:29 AM   #6 (permalink)
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There are, as I understand it, no physiological issues for men being able to reproduce no matter what age they are, assuming they remain capable of the act. Probably not many men over 60 have kids because they're partners are past the woman's reproductive age and they're unable/unwilling to attract younger mates, or because they're smart enough not to want more kids at that age (being able to nap when you like and not change nappies seems like it would be a better deal >60).

If this old geezer's found enough women who are willing to bear his babies despite him being an old fart, and who are willing to do all the work of child-rearing, and he's still got the lead in the pencil, good luck to him...
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"It will require hundreds of Ultra fertile men scoring round the clock, I'll do my share."
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"It will require hundreds of Ultra fertile men scoring round the clock, I'll do my share."
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Old 14-12-2008, 10:42 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Always find stories like these a little, um, ridiculous.
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Fully expected the thread to be about Michael Jackson, tbh.
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**** off andy, you are so childish
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this guy is totally wacko...
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"It will require hundreds of Ultra fertile men scoring round the clock, I'll do my share."
****ing lol'd, at this and itduzz.
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