Funny Pick Up Lines!!!!!!

[SupaFreak2005]

Here are some really funny pick up lines......anybody have any

others feel free to post......a good laugh goes a long way.

PICK UP LINES!
(1) I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

(2) Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid because I scraped my knee when I fell for you.

(3) I hope you have a library card because I'm checking you out.

(4) Your tag says Made in USA, but I could have sworn you were made in Heaven.

(5) Hey lady, those are some nice clothes, can I talk you out of them?

(6) How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

(7) Is your dad a terrorist? Cause baby your da bomb!

(8) My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

(9) Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.

(10) Want to play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay
back while You blow the hell out of me.

(11) If you were a burger at McDonald's, I'd call you McBeautiful.

(12) Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again?

[Agent TBY]

Roses are red,violets are blue,sugar is sweet and so are you.
But the roses have wilted,the violets are dead,the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head!!!

I see your face when I am dreaming....
Thats why i always wake up screaming!!!

Everytime I see your face
I wish I was in outer space!!

Wait..those are put-off lines...i get easily confused!

[Simon]

some those arent particularly nice SF2005.
I have some beauties i will post soon.

[SupaFreak2005]

Put off lines, Really bad lines, Stale and Dumb ones too they're

all funny!!!

:P :P :P

[SupaFreak2005]

New Ones

"Why don't you get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut?"



"I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button."



"Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway."



"I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."



"The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my crib and spread the word."

[SupaFreak2005]

broncoman You wanted beauts i'll give you some

I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart.

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

It's not my fault I fell in love, you're the one who tripped me!

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

Don't let me fall for you if you won't be there to catch me.

Hershey's makes millions of Kisses each day. I'm just asking for one.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

[Langeveldt]

From the Langeveldt school of subtlety...

Nice shoes, lets f***

[Neil Pickup]

You're as tasty as a big beef pie 8D

[Mr Mxyzptlk]

Nice shoes, lets f***

Classy. You must be a very lonely man....

[PY]

What? There's a compliment, honesty and plenty of commitment in that statement :P

[Langeveldt]

Originally posted by Mr Mxyzptlk
Classy. You must be a very lonely man....

Surprisingly enough, Im not

[Mr Mxyzptlk]

Here's my best shot:

Wou....could...ccc...mmmi...I..I was wondering if maybe......wha.....umm...err.....Hi.

[Simon]

Originally posted by Mr Mxyzptlk
Here's my best shot:

Wou....could...ccc...mmmi...I..I was wondering if maybe......wha.....umm...err.....Hi.

You must be pretty damn lonely too then aye

[Mr Mxyzptlk]

Originally posted by broncoman
You must be pretty damn lonely too then aye

Actually, I'm secretly quite the ladysman. Too bad the ladies don't know it.

[Kimbo]

good luck fellas