Here are some really funny pick up lines......anybody have any
others feel free to post......a good laugh goes a long way.
PICK UP LINES!
(1) I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
(2) Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid because I scraped my knee when I fell for you.
(3) I hope you have a library card because I'm checking you out.
(4) Your tag says Made in USA, but I could have sworn you were made in Heaven.
(5) Hey lady, those are some nice clothes, can I talk you out of them?
(6) How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
(7) Is your dad a terrorist? Cause baby your da bomb!
(8) My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
(9) Your parents must be ********, because you are special.
(10) Want to play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay
back while You blow the hell out of me.
(11) If you were a burger at McDonald's, I'd call you McBeautiful.
(12) Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again?