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Old 11-06-2003, 08:30 AM   #1 (permalink)
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How many pants are you wearing right now?

Two.

My mother has gone to shop for my pants. When she asked for my size, I found that some sized 30 fit me and some do not. So I am wearing my sister's pants(sized 32) also to find out my actual size.

You know something, they fit very well.
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Old 11-06-2003, 08:35 AM   #2 (permalink)
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If it was anyone else, I would have suspected they were making it up.

Noce one, Yaju.
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Old 11-06-2003, 10:35 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 11-06-2003, 11:56 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 11-06-2003, 12:59 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Marc's currently modelling a very nice pink chiffon number, halter-neck with matching handbag.

Chef de Groot told me.
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He's been spying through the knothole in the stock room door.
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Old 11-06-2003, 05:22 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Hmmm naked Marc...oh no...

Just the one pair as normal. Sister's pants? Hmmm kinky, I've just realised this totally innocent picture of this girl I like...she's not wearing any...hmmmm kinky again.
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Old 11-06-2003, 07:29 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Hmmm naked Marc...oh no...

Just the one pair as normal. Sister's pants? Hmmm kinky, I've just realised this totally innocent picture of this girl I like...she's not wearing any...hmmmm kinky again.
I haven't a clue as to what you're talking about, but it sounds.....kinky.
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only 1 pair of pants, as most sane people do
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Old 12-06-2003, 01:00 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Marc's currently modelling a very nice pink chiffon number, halter-neck with matching handbag.

Chef de Groot told me.
I presume you want them back then LE since it's the weekend coming up?
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Old 12-06-2003, 01:01 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I haven't a clue as to what you're talking about, but it sounds.....kinky.
It most certainly doesn't sound "innocent"
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I presume you want them back then LE since it's the weekend coming up?
Yes please. It's the only thing those shoes of yours I borrowed go with.
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Old 12-06-2003, 04:59 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 12-06-2003, 05:09 AM   #14 (permalink)
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I hate to break it to you but you and your "brother" are wearing the same pants!
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Old 12-06-2003, 05:50 AM   #15 (permalink)
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just clarifying.. when i think of pants i think of trousers. in england pants are undies
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