My friend witnessed a murder yesterday.

inbox24 · 07-11-2008, 05:20 AM

In his words...

I was riding home from school today on my bus, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a girl in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare.
Out in an unfenced yard were 3 guys. Two of them standing, one of them was on the ground bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about ready to smash it into his head again, when they realized a whole busload of kids were looking at them.
As the bus driver radioed in the call for the police, the other man, who hadn't been doing anything, took a pistol out of his pocket and shot the guy in the head.

At this point the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off.
When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told her what I had just seen. Then my mum got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror.
If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

Langeveldt · 07-11-2008, 05:22 AM

dontcloseyoureyes · 07-11-2008, 05:25 AM

Buddh did this like 3 years ago.

sledger · 07-11-2008, 05:39 AM

2 points for effort.

dontcloseyoureyes · 07-11-2008, 05:48 AM

http://forum.cricketweb.net/showthread.php?t=23150

Okay, so it was 19 months ago. Same diff.

Matteh · 07-11-2008, 12:41 PM

Good archive skillz Richard.

Richard · 07-11-2008, 02:32 PM

FPOBA - very popular amongst Australian would-be hardmen.

Athlai · 07-11-2008, 07:12 PM

+ Kiwi sheepshaggers TBH. Will Smith for president 2020

andmark · 08-11-2008, 01:29 AM

Is that story real or not?

If I was in that situation I don't think I would have went to live somewhere else.

Langeveldt · 08-11-2008, 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by andmark

Is that story real or not?

If I was in that situation I don't think I would have went to live somewhere else.

Yeah, he just thought sod it, lets get a cab and get y'all home to Bel Air!

inbox24 · 08-11-2008, 01:50 AM

It was actually a copy paste job. Many of these doing the rounds.

dontcloseyoureyes · 08-11-2008, 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by inbox24

It was actually a copy paste job. Many of these doing the rounds.

Many of these have been doing the rounds for about 4 years tbh.

sledger · 08-11-2008, 03:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by andmark

Is that story real or not?

If I was in that situation I don't think I would have went to live somewhere else.

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!

Craig · 08-11-2008, 04:39 AM

inbox24 making me looking good here

Hoggy31 · 08-11-2008, 07:35 PM

"Matt Damon"

07-11-2008, 05:20 AM	#1 (permalink)
inbox24 International Debutant Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 2,091	My friend witnessed a murder yesterday. In his words... I was riding home from school today on my bus, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a girl in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare. Out in an unfenced yard were 3 guys. Two of them standing, one of them was on the ground bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about ready to smash it into his head again, when they realized a whole busload of kids were looking at them. As the bus driver radioed in the call for the police, the other man, who hadn't been doing anything, took a pistol out of his pocket and shot the guy in the head. At this point the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off. When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told her what I had just seen. Then my mum got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

07-11-2008, 05:25 AM	#3 (permalink)
dontcloseyoureyes BARNES OUT Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: WILDCARD, BITCHES Posts: 27,702	Buddh did this like 3 years ago. __________________ The one, the only CW Black Code: 47.3 W Coppinger to Heads Smacked the ball straight into the groin of Iwuajoku who has fallen over, miraculously with the ball still caught in his scrotal area! Out! TO OUR FOREFATHERS

08-11-2008, 01:29 AM	#9 (permalink)
andmark International Debutant Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Taking 39 steps Posts: 2,741	Is that story real or not? If I was in that situation I don't think I would have went to live somewhere else. __________________ Well the Irish did it on St Patrick's day Rip Fardin Qayyumi, Bob Woolmer and Craig. No offence Neil "No good thing ever dies." Andy Dufresne. The Shawshank Redemption. "Don't interupt the emeny when they're making a mistake" Napoleon

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dontcloseyoureyes BARNES OUT Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: WILDCARD, BITCHES Posts: 27,702	http://forum.cricketweb.net/showthread.php?t=23150 Okay, so it was 19 months ago. Same diff.

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