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Old 05-11-2008, 01:56 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Battle of the worst places in England

Easy enough concept, a battle to crown the worst, direst, most unpleasant place in England. Hopefully the likes of cpr, Goughy, Corrin, Brumby and Mitchell will have a good input. Reckon we'll go with 64 or 32 places.

I'll get the ball rolling with some..


Batley
Blackpool
Bolton
Bradford
Bridgewater
Bristol
Burton upon Trent
Cambourne
Colchester
Coventry
Darlington
Dewsbury
Dover
Evesham
Gravesend
Great Yarmouth
Grimsby
Halifax
Haworth
Hull
Immingham
Keighley
King's Lynn
Luton
Middlesborough
Milton Keynes
Mirfield
Morecambe
Moss Side
Newport
Nottingham
Oxford
Plymouth
Portsmouth
Romford
S****horpe
Salford
Saltash
Sheffield
Skegness
Slough
Southend
Staines
Stoke
Sunderland
Swindon
Toxteth
Truro
Wolverhampton
Wroxham
Yeovil
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Old 05-11-2008, 02:04 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I nominate every town in Yorkshire.
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Old 05-11-2008, 02:05 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Batley, Dewsbury, Haworth, Mirfield for starters.
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Old 05-11-2008, 02:06 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I nominate every town in Yorkshire.
TBF I could probably name about 30 ****holes in Yorkshire, but not every place is bad TBH.
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Old 05-11-2008, 02:07 PM   #5 (permalink)
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haha, interesting thread.

Unfortunately there is a clear cut winner in Bradford.
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Old 05-11-2008, 02:08 PM   #7 (permalink)
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haha, interesting thread.

Unfortunately there is a clear cut winner in Bradford.
Keighley >> Bradford as far as crapness goes.
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Old 05-11-2008, 02:11 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Keighley >> Bradford as far as crapness goes.
Ive enjoyed the few times Ive had in Keighley but had problems on a daily basis in Bradford (ranging from the mild to the very serious). I seriously dont have a good word to say about the place.

Ive even really enjoyed places such as Peterborough, Doncaster and Darlington that are not supposed to be very nice.

How about Oxford as a darkhorse? Croyden was poor as well, as is Rotherham. Though, again, not a patch on Bradford.
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Doncaster is a godawful place. Been there to play hockey once and the team bus nearly got bricked about 5 minutes after entering the actual place. Just so souless and totally devoid of any character.
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Southend
Great Yarmouth (winner for me)
Romford
Plymouth
Truro
Wroxham
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Great Yarmouth is the worst place I've been to in England, followed by Southend. I would nominate Barry as well.
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Old 05-11-2008, 02:15 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Doncaster is a godawful place. Been there to play hockey once and the team bus nearly got bricked about 5 minutes after entering the actual place. Just so souless and totally devoid of any character.
Saved by the fact it is possibly the best night out in England and lightyears ahead of Rotherham and Barnsley as a town.

To add to the list- Betjeman didnt have much good to say about Slough

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Romford worse than Southend for mine.
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Ive enjoyed the few times Ive had in Keighley but had problems on a daily basis in Bradford (ranging from the mild to the very serious). I seriously dont have a good word to say about the place.

Ive even really enjoyed places such as Peterborough, Doncaster and Darlington that are not supposed to be very nice.

How about Oxford as a darkhorse? Croyden was poor as well, as is Rotherham. Though, again, not a patch on Bradford.
Like to justify that?

Darlington. S****horpe. Hull. Immingham. Gravesend. Newport.
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haha my girlfriend is from Truro.

Nominate Hull.
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