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Old 05-11-2008, 04:04 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Shame the title says "England" as it means I can't nominate Wrexham
Yeah, I'd have had Newport in there too. My, that's an armpit.
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Old 05-11-2008, 04:05 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Ah how could I forget Salfords cries to be remembered as a seperate City rather than a spin off of Manchester, Salford, this is your moment of glory
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Old 05-11-2008, 04:12 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Second Blackpool, retract my nomination for Moss Side as I think cpr is right (can't believe I'm saying that)

Shame the title says "England" as it means I can't nominate Wrexham
I had a good afternoon in Wrexham, admittedly i was drunk for most of it and Mansfield didn't lose....
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Old 05-11-2008, 04:50 PM   #34 (permalink)
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What about Catford?

Dunno what it's like but in his war memoirs, Spike Milligan used to refer to a real **** hole as "Worse than Catford".
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Old 05-11-2008, 05:47 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Can't believe we've got this far without mention of Coventry. It's an absolute ****ing **** hole. Clear winner.
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People are being very specific. If it were up to me i'd nominate London, Liverpool and Birmingham. There aren't many places i've came home from thinking "never again", but those three are definites.

Not much from the black country in general. Thought it'd be first down.
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Old 05-11-2008, 06:17 PM   #36 (permalink)
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None of us are stupid enough to visit to decide if its truely that awful, thats why
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Old 05-11-2008, 06:20 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Its pretty bad in the north generally, so to be specific

- Gunchester known commonly as Cheetham Hill
- Anywhere in Yorkshire
- Blackpool
- Salford
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****ing hell, how'd we forget Wolverhampton?
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****ing hell, how'd we forget Wolverhampton?
Agreed. Wolverhampton is the worst place I've been to in England.
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Old 06-11-2008, 12:56 AM   #40 (permalink)
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Luton, anyine? Officially voted the worst town in Britain a few years back
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I thought Bristol had a reputation with some quite dodgy areas?
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I went to Wolvo back in September and didn't think it was too bad. Mind you, the sun was shining and I was with my gf on the second day of us being together so it probably wasn't a particularly accurate overview.
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http://www.worst-city.com/Hull-The-W...ty-Town-UK.htm

Ive hardly been to Hull. The only time I can remember was playing cricket at The Circle (a First Class ground) whilst about 8 youths smashed up the stands and windows. We just carried on playing.
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