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    Shane Warne The Musical?

    Has anyone heard about Shane Warne the Musical?

    Was logging onto Bigpond this morning and saw a big banner for tickets.

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    Surely a life bettered suited to a long-running soap opera? Hadn't heard about this at all tbh.

    We should try to think of some of the songs which will be part of it. Could be amusing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burgey View Post
    Surely a life bettered suited to a long-running soap opera? Hadn't heard about this at all tbh.

    We should try to think of some of the songs which will be part of it. Could be amusing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Voltman View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Voltman View Post
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    I don't know who'll be writing the scripts, but it probably couldn't work out any better.
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    Songs from the musical could include:

    I'll put you in a Spin
    Show us your Googly
    Can't bowl, can't throw
    Million Dollar Wrist, more than professional wanking.

    Sorry
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    You ought to ask Mr. Shane Warne
    The pre-eminent leg-spinning cat
    The greatest tweakerss have something to learn
    From Mr. Shane Warne's conjuring turn

    Presto!

    And you'll all say:
    Oh! Well I never! Was there ever
    A fattie so clever as magical Mr. Shane Warne!

    Oh! Well I never! Was there ever
    A fattie so clever as magical Mr. Shane Warne!

    He is loud and bleached
    He talks a lot of smack
    From his fingers to the tip of his thumb
    He can land it on tiniest crack
    He manicures his snail's trail

    He can pick any batsman's slack
    He has an an addiction to vice
    He is always decieving you into believing
    That he ain't a sleaze, he is nice

    He can play any trick with a ball
    Against Gooch or Cullinan or Bell
    If you look for a leggie or a toppie
    It's a flipper and you're in hell

    You have seen it one moment, and then it is gone!
    And you find your leg stump lying out on the lawn!

    And we all say:
    Oh! Well I never! Was there ever
    A fattie so clever as magical Mr. Shane Warne!

    Oh! Well I never! Was there ever
    A fattie so clever as magical Mr. Shane Warne!

    His manner is overtly brash
    He may be a drug-taking liar
    He has thought to exchange weather for cash
    Which the purists would find rather dire

    And he's sometimes been heard on the box
    Speaking in dulcet tones
    And after his stint in the IPL
    He's the man to go to for loans

    His singular magical powers
    Couldn't stop him taking a fall
    He dropped a bill for his fat
    At the World Cup he bowled not a ball

    But not long ago this phenomenal cat
    Produced IPL champs right out of a hat!

    And we all say:

    Oh! Well I never! Was there ever
    A fattie so clever as magical Mr. Shane Warne!

    Oh! Well I never! Was there ever
    A fattie so clever as magical Mr. Shane Warne!

    Ladies and gentlemen
    I give you the marvelous
    Magical Mr. Shane Warne!

    Presto!
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    Impressive.

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    yeah voltman on fire....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voltman View Post
    I am the very model of a text pest who is serial,
    The diseases I have caught have mainly been venereal
    My orgasms on the telephone are definitely ethereal,
    Simone had to put up with my numerous affair-eals…
    I don't think I can put into words how awesome this is.
    Or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voltman View Post
    You ought to ask Mr. Shane Warne
    The pre-eminent leg-spinning cat
    The greatest tweakerss have something to learn
    From Mr. Shane Warne's conjuring turn

    Presto!

    And you'll all say:
    Oh! Well I never! Was there ever
    A fattie so clever as magical Mr. Shane Warne!

    Oh! Well I never! Was there ever
    A fattie so clever as magical Mr. Shane Warne!

    He is loud and bleached
    He talks a lot of smack
    From his fingers to the tip of his thumb
    He can land it on tiniest crack
    He manicures his snail's trail

    He can pick any batsman's slack
    He has an an addiction to vice
    He is always decieving you into believing
    That he ain't a sleaze, he is nice

    He can play any trick with a ball
    Against Gooch or Cullinan or Bell
    If you look for a leggie or a toppie
    It's a flipper and you're in hell

    You have seen it one moment, and then it is gone!
    And you find your leg stump lying out on the lawn!

    And we all say:
    Oh! Well I never! Was there ever
    A fattie so clever as magical Mr. Shane Warne!

    Oh! Well I never! Was there ever
    A fattie so clever as magical Mr. Shane Warne!

    His manner is overtly brash
    He may be a drug-taking liar
    He has thought to exchange weather for cash
    Which the purists would find rather dire

    And he's sometimes been heard on the box
    Speaking in dulcet tones
    And after his stint in the IPL
    He's the man to go to for loans

    His singular magical powers
    Couldn't stop him taking a fall
    He dropped a bill for his fat
    At the World Cup he bowled not a ball

    But not long ago this phenomenal cat
    Produced IPL champs right out of a hat!

    And we all say:

    Oh! Well I never! Was there ever
    A fattie so clever as magical Mr. Shane Warne!

    Oh! Well I never! Was there ever
    A fattie so clever as magical Mr. Shane Warne!

    Ladies and gentlemen
    I give you the marvelous
    Magical Mr. Shane Warne!

    Presto!

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