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    Listen up rummy

    I'm going to say it plain and simple. Where'd you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaggy Alfresco View Post
    I'm going to say it plain and simple. Where'd you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?
    Err, yes?
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