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Old 16-06-2008, 08:48 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Your governmental dream team.
Mine would be:

President/Primeminister= Fidel Castro
Vice President: Richard Nixon
Propaganda chief: George Bush jr
Environmentalist: Al Gore
Foreign nagotiator: Henry Kissinger

What would yours be?
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Old 16-06-2008, 08:52 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 16-06-2008, 08:55 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Mine would be:

President/Primeminister= Fidel Castro
Vice President: Richard Nixon
Propaganda chief: George Bush jr
Environmentalist: Al Gore
Foreign nagotiator: Henry Kissinger

What would yours be?
President/Primeminister= Warnie
Vice President: The Bundy bear
Propaganda chief: Bart Simpson
Environmentalist: Joe Camel
Foreign negotiator: Chopper Reid
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Old 16-06-2008, 09:01 AM   #4 (permalink)
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President/Primeminister= Warnie
Vice President: The Bundy bear
Propaganda chief: Bart Simpson
Environmentalist: Joe Camel
Foreign negotiator: Chopper Reid
Not minister for keeping it real?
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Old 16-06-2008, 09:03 AM   #5 (permalink)
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David Milliband in all the roles, thanks.
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Old 16-06-2008, 09:05 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Not minister for keeping it real?
Only chose him because there is a Simpsons DVD sitting in front of me tbh.
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Old 16-06-2008, 09:07 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Environmentalist: Al Gore




and on a side note, I dont think any government employs offers a position as party "Environmentalist", it may be more likely they are minister for the environment.
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Old 16-06-2008, 09:11 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Prime Minister: Dave Mohammed
Deputy Prime Minister: Jamie Lyon
Propaganda chief: Dan Brown
Environmentalist: Haile Gebrselassie
Foreign negotiator: Michael Vaughan


By popular demand, the two greatest humans on Earth take the reigns. Dan Brown can write any old bollocks and get people to read it, so he's handling my propaganda. Not sure exactly what official role "environmentalist" comes under, but Gebrselassie is my minister for transport and will replace every car with a pair of trainers ASAP. That's envionmental enough isn't it? And Michael Vaughan's years of handling French people make him the ideal candidate to take care of my foreign affairs.
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Old 16-06-2008, 09:11 AM   #9 (permalink)
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President/Primeminister= Fidel Castro
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I would have Nelson Mandela in there somewhere. Bob Hawke too.
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Mine would be:

President/Primeminister= Fidel Castro
Vice President: Richard Nixon
Propaganda chief: George Bush jr
Environmentalist: Al Gore
Foreign nagotiator: Henry Kissinger

What would yours be?
How come in a team of capitalists you throw in a commie.
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Old 16-06-2008, 09:19 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Prime Minister: Mr Kipling
Deputy Prime Minister: Tim Harford
Propaganda chief: Muhammad Saeed Al-Sahaf
Environmentalist: David Lloyd
Foreign negotiator: Hypnotoad

An exceedingly good cabinet.
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Especially impressed with Hypnotoad. Marvellous appointment.
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Old 16-06-2008, 09:21 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Well I'm going to take this seriously anyway.
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Old 16-06-2008, 09:24 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Well I'm going to take this seriously anyway.
I did take it seriously. Every single one of those appointments would be perfect.

Maybe not Mr Kipling, but I needed to fit in the "exceedingly good" gag somewhere. Tim Harford can fill in anyway.
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