CW Colts Member, Cricketweb XI Batsman and TIME Man of the Year 2006
"As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler; solitude will not be solitude, poverty will not be poverty, nor weakness weakness. "
4505 Dev League runs @ 57.02
734 Test runs @ 48.93
Great song!
Shaggy Alfresco: Wrong thread title, wrong forum?
But you're probably right tbh
WWCC - Loyaulte Mi Lie
"People make me happy.. not places.. people"
"When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life." - Samuel Johnson
"Oh my God, there's a castle! A castle!"
You can't mess... not with me...
Haha jesus, someone give that kid a bullet.
I assumed it was a joke for a bit, but now I don't think so, and it's upsetting.
I know a place where a royal flush
Can never beat a pair
Haha, love the way he's 'rapping' about being total gansta. Your not mate, your 12, and i can see the piss stains from when your mum last shouted at you.
Totally agree with the thread title. Supports my view that you should need a licence to have children (those who fail get sterilised)
"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher." - Ambrose Bierce
Langeveldt: I of course blame their parents.. and unchecked immigration!
GingerFurball: He's Austrian, they tend to produce the odd ****ed up individual
Burgey: Be careful dealing with neighbours whose cars don't have wheels but whose houses do.
Uppercut: Maybe I just need better strippers
Yay lets glorify the scum on our streets they dont even know words like phenomenon.
Last edited by cover drive man; 13-06-2008 at 09:08 AM.
Everyone wants to change the world, noone wants to change himself.
-Tolstoy
This is hillirious though
Guns dont kill people rappers do,
Ask any politican and they'll tell you its true,
Its a fact music makes you violent,
Like Michael Jackson telling little Timmy to be silent,
You don't believe me? Heres my hype,
Offer me the record and i'll show you the type,
Of criminal this rap **** is breedin,
Its a fact that MC Hammer left me bleedin,
Vanilla Ice made my mother say '****',
If I stuck with UB40 then I woulda been in luck,
But I didn't I got it wrong,
Cypress ****ing Hill told me to make a ****ing bong,
So I started, I bought another tape,
The Power by Snap made my cock and balls ache,
So remember kids from the head double tap,
Guns don't kill people its just rap!
Guns don't kill people rappers do
Sound of the police
Woo Woo Woo
Guns don't kill people rappers do,
I seen it in a documentary on BBC2,
Shot to death outside Hyper Value,
Guns blazin like Michael Caine in Zulu,
Gun-crime statistics are sometimes misleading,
The type of criminal that rap is breedin,
Shot in the chest? No wonder you stopped breathin,
2 for the base over, are you receivin?
Remember rap tracks in '87
Scott the Rock's up ni Hip-Hop heaven,
Biggie and Tupac R.I.P,
Even Jam Master Jays in the cemetary.
Guns don't kill people rappers do,
I'm a ****ing rapper and I might kill you,
As a rapper I'm teachin you a lesson,
AK47 to Smith-and-Wesson
Just say no, just like Zammo
Bullet proof vest, to guns and ammo,
Hip-hop gangster trippin,
Even Eminems into pistol whippin,
Its like cluedo murder one,
P-Diddy, J'lo in a nightclub with a gun,
Heard snoop dog now wants to bust a cap,
Guns dont kill people its just rap
One, Two yo face my shoe,
My name is Mike Balls and I'm comin through,
Gun crimes, stabbin, and burglarisation,
Its on a rise all across the nation,
The safety's off and the pistol is aimed,
Yardies and the Mafia always get blamed,
Politicians are shamed, and they haven't got a clue,
Rap is more deadly than ****ing Kung-Fu
Guns dont kill people rappers do,
From Bristol Zoo to B&Q,
I wanna rap, I wanna rhyme
Heard it in a song now im into gun crime,
Its a sign of the times like Prince changin his name,
Gotta have a shooter to be in the rap game,
Like Michael Ryan about to snap,
Guns dont kill people its just rap!
Last edited by cover drive man; 13-06-2008 at 09:11 AM.
Originally Posted by cpr
If you're sterilised does that mean you cant feel anything sexual or does it mean you just cant have kids? And can you put yourself down to have one?
Dont laugh.
Is CDM a 56 year old brickie?
It just makes you fire blanks, I think.
Or something.
RIP Fardin Qayyumi (AKA "cricket player"; "Bob"), 1/11/1990 - 15/4/2006
Is there anyway you can lose the ability to have sex?
Breakout Champion! Yes. Get the whole thing chopped off.
Breakout Champion! Alternative answer: Ask Pelé.
having your head chopped off
Great song!Did anyone manage to listen to the whole thing? I managed about a minute and a half.
Give 'em another couple of years and you might see them again on Booze Britain.
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