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    Baby born 15 times over drink drive limit

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    Another young girl who can't handle her drink...








    I'll see myself out.

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    That's some messed up ****.
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    Proof the Government's crackdown on underage binge drinking is ridiculously ineffective.


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    No real worries though, its not like the baby can drive.
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    AWTA. Like we all haven't been there as a small kid.

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    It's very important for youngsters to keep drinking and driving separate. I remember when I was young, I made sure that if I drove myself to daycare I stuck to breastmilk, or else I'd get a lift home from one of the other kids in their Fisher Price Power Wheels. Never mixed the two until I turned 13.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Casson View Post
    It's very important for youngsters to keep drinking and driving separate. I remember when I was young, I made sure that if I drove myself to daycare I stuck to breastmilk, or else I'd get a lift home from one of the other kids in their Fisher Price Power Wheels. Never mixed the two until I turned 13.
    I'm not sure what you were still doing at daycare at age 13, but congratulations on fitting into society with relative ease.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voltman View Post
    I'm not sure what you were still doing at daycare at age 13, but congratulations on fitting into society with relative ease.
    Wasn't there by necessity, was just getting some practice in for my septuagenarian years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by howardj View Post
    Proof the Government's crackdown on underage binge drinking is ridiculously ineffective.
    RTA. Mind you I never knew Australia has taken over Poland. I'm a big fan of the Polish ladies
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    haha.. There was a heavily pregnant woman in the bar who had about 7 double vodka and cokes the other day.. More vodka and cokes than teeth..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Craig View Post
    RTA. Mind you I never knew Australia has taken over Poland. I'm a big fan of the Polish ladies
    Wait, they have ladies in Poland now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Langeveldt View Post
    haha.. There was a heavily pregnant woman in the bar who had about 7 double vodka and cokes the other day.. More vodka and cokes than teeth..
    TBH drinking while pregnant is a major cause of ugliness
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Casson View Post
    Wait, they have ladies in Poland now?
    Yes.

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    heard their penis's all fell off after chenoble tbh.

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