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Old 10-06-2008, 08:00 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Baby born 15 times over drink drive limit

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Old 10-06-2008, 08:11 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Another young girl who can't handle her drink...








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Old 10-06-2008, 08:39 PM   #3 (permalink)
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That's some messed up ****.
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Old 10-06-2008, 08:49 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Proof the Government's crackdown on underage binge drinking is ridiculously ineffective.
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Old 10-06-2008, 08:52 PM   #5 (permalink)
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No real worries though, its not like the baby can drive.
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Old 10-06-2008, 10:44 PM   #6 (permalink)
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AWTA. Like we all haven't been there as a small kid.

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Old 10-06-2008, 10:49 PM   #7 (permalink)
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It's very important for youngsters to keep drinking and driving separate. I remember when I was young, I made sure that if I drove myself to daycare I stuck to breastmilk, or else I'd get a lift home from one of the other kids in their Fisher Price Power Wheels. Never mixed the two until I turned 13.
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Old 10-06-2008, 11:12 PM   #8 (permalink)
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It's very important for youngsters to keep drinking and driving separate. I remember when I was young, I made sure that if I drove myself to daycare I stuck to breastmilk, or else I'd get a lift home from one of the other kids in their Fisher Price Power Wheels. Never mixed the two until I turned 13.
I'm not sure what you were still doing at daycare at age 13, but congratulations on fitting into society with relative ease.
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Old 10-06-2008, 11:17 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I'm not sure what you were still doing at daycare at age 13, but congratulations on fitting into society with relative ease.
Wasn't there by necessity, was just getting some practice in for my septuagenarian years.
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Old 10-06-2008, 11:40 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Proof the Government's crackdown on underage binge drinking is ridiculously ineffective.
RTA. Mind you I never knew Australia has taken over Poland. I'm a big fan of the Polish ladies
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haha.. There was a heavily pregnant woman in the bar who had about 7 double vodka and cokes the other day.. More vodka and cokes than teeth..
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Old 11-06-2008, 03:14 AM   #12 (permalink)
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RTA. Mind you I never knew Australia has taken over Poland. I'm a big fan of the Polish ladies
Wait, they have ladies in Poland now?
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haha.. There was a heavily pregnant woman in the bar who had about 7 double vodka and cokes the other day.. More vodka and cokes than teeth..
TBH drinking while pregnant is a major cause of ugliness
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heard their penis's all fell off after chenoble tbh.
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