Have you ever been thrown out?

[yaju]

I am on the verge of being thrown out from my home, company and from what it seems CW as well . . . .

[_Ed_]

Yes, but none of the poll options.

A bar.

[Langeveldt]

From my house, twice.. Hence the fact I don't live there any more

[BoyBrumby]

A pub, once. Smashed a light fitting when bladdered.

Also being gay stopped me from being chucked out of the Huddersfield Uni Student Union once.

I was visiting a mate who was studying there & got involved in a frank & open exchange of opinions with a guy with long hair over him hogging the pool table when our money was clearly down already. I ended the conversation by inviting him to "Go forth & fornicate" & described him as a "long-haired poof".

**** went & reported me to the bouncers, two of whom came over to say they'd had a report of homophobic abuse, so I said (in my poshest, most southern voice) "Look, I'm terribly sorry but I'm gay myself so I think there's been some awful misunderstanding..."

Did the trick, anyway; bouncer even apologised to me.

[_Ed_]

Brilliant.

[Craig]

I did get thrown out of school, well for two days. A solid left hand punch (I'm right handed) to the face of a douche who was being a **** to me and breaking his nose. Would be nice to be thrown out by some Nymphomaniacs though

[Magrat Garlick]

@ Brumby. Best story I've read in a while

[PhoenixFire]

Been kicked out of my old job, been kicked out off my old Counter Strike team because I was too good for them

I liked the idea of getting kicked out of a ladies toilet though.

[NZTailender]

Never been thrown out, as I have never faced Murali

[cpr]

Will be thrown out of home soon when mum packs up and moves oop north.

Been thrown out of a bar in Manchester during the Commonwealth games because my mate was bladdered and started a fight. Him being 5 foot nothing and wetter than wet, got into an argument with one of the heavyweight boxing contestants and tried to pick a fight with him. I got thrown out because i jumped in to drag him away from certain death.


Been about 30 seconds away from been kicked out of a festival before, because the kill joy security couldnt see the fun in us having a 3 man catapult (firing range about the length of a footie pitch) and 48 eggs aquired from a food van. Managed to negotiate the sacrifice of the catapult for our liberty. Meant we had to get the 2nd catapult, which we'd lent to the food van staff in exchange for eggs, back.

[Matt79]

Bars and clubs - regularly in my youth. And on one memorable(-ish) occasion out of a taxi rank. My clubbing career low-light was being thrown out of the crappiest nightclub in Crown Casino (Melbourne) after I got my foot stuck about 4ft high in a (newly formed) hole in one of the walls.

Also had a landlord tell us to find a new house within 6 weeks because they were moving back in. Unfortunately, that six weeks included Christmas and New Year when there were almost no houses on the rental market.

[KiWiNiNjA]

Nightclub.

[FRAZ]

Night club - a few times !
Have thrown out people too from the night club (when I was a bouncer)

[GIMH]

Been kicked out of the following:

Mum's house (never to the streets or permanently, but sent packing to my Dad's regularly enough between about 14 and 17)
GF's flat
Bescot Stadium (Walsall FC)
Some pub in Walsall (a couple of hours before the above)
Victoria Stadium (I think that's what it's called), Hartlepool United
KrazyHouse, Liverpool (twice in one night, this being in February this year)
Le Bateau, Liverpool (the bouncer didn't believe me that it was something I ate)
One 4, Liverpool
The bar of a hotel I was staying in Majorca, I called the receptionist a stupid **** on the proviso that he couldn't speak English, I guess some words are universal (hey, I was only 16!)
Three Stags, Wirral (twas my local, my ex was working behind the bar when we split and I guess it was always going to happen, well I went there a couple of months after our split beered up after the England-Croatia game at Euro 2004 (this pub doesn't have a TV) and she was all over some lad, starting uttering some obscenities, not at her but about her, rather loudly, was told by the manageress to leave, I was allowed back when I apologised, 4 years on I am still barred)
The Acorn, Wirral, had a fight with the boss at staff party (and Mark Wright) that was that
Dickie Lewis's, Birkenhead
Yates's, Birkenhead
Hamilton's, Birkenhead
Stairway's, Birkenhead
Mood, Birkenhead
Brass Balance, Birkenhead, these six were all on the same night, I must say only two of them were my fault. Dickie Lewis's a group of us were ejected for singing, and I started the singing, and Brass Balance was the end of the night and we weren't removed for behaviour, just because we were ****ed, the rest I was really ejected by association due to the poor standards of my friends, honestly

Reckon I am forgetting one tbh, I'm sure some of the students on here can do a lot better than that anyway

[Langeveldt]

Clubs I've been kicked out of..

Que Pasa - Taunton
Tiger Tiger - Cardiff
Toby Joe's - Port Elizabeth
Virtual Sports - Port Elizabeth
Die Taphuis - Grahamstown

Allowed back in all of them now..