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Old 30-05-2008, 03:04 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Have you checked your closet recently?

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@ 'closet-hopping' referred to at the end of the article.

I know its not funny to laugh at the homeless, but this story is hilarious.
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Old 30-05-2008, 03:06 AM   #2 (permalink)
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did he 'poke and go'?
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Nah, haven't checked my closet since I came out of it...

I mean...

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Tom Cruise was hiding in ours.
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Eminem was cleaning mine.
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Old 30-05-2008, 03:13 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 30-05-2008, 03:48 AM   #7 (permalink)
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That is one big closet!
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No room to live in mine due to the dead bodies. Would have a shock when she went to the freezer too...
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takes a hell of a lot to shift one of those, not even R Kelly could get him out I heard.
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