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Old 02-05-2008, 03:35 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Happy Birthday Voltman!

Just noticed this now, all the best mate

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Old 02-05-2008, 03:52 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 02-05-2008, 03:57 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 02-05-2008, 03:58 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Saw that but not familiar with the guy? All the best of course, though.
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Old 02-05-2008, 04:00 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Was thinking of starting this last night, because lets face it, its not exactly a thread our designated birthday man is going to be eager to start, then i thought 'Would Volty appreciate a thread like this, as he is quite a down to earth and quite close guarded on his personal stuff. Plus he's gettting reeeeaaallly old' Decided against starting it on the basis of 'Meh, CBF'


Anyway, not one for the birthday threads meself, but some people do deserve the appreciation now and again.
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Old 02-05-2008, 04:14 PM   #6 (permalink)
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It did cross my mind that Volty might not like this, then I thought wouldn't he have made his DOB private if that were the case? Or am I being too broad in my thinking.

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Old 02-05-2008, 04:18 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Nah, more offence being caused by certain members continually pointing out that Volty is really, really, old. I doubt he'll like that.

Should give em 7 IMO.
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Yeah, he is ancient. I hope I don't live that long
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Old 02-05-2008, 04:27 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 02-05-2008, 04:47 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I'm 29, you ****s. Next year, I'll be really, really old.

Pretty forgettable day really - nothing very exciting and only one present.
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I'm 29, you ****s. Next year, I'll be really, really old.

Pretty forgettable day really - nothing very exciting and only one present.
**** me, is that all? Id have put money on you been a bit older than me. I guess the older you appear in my mind the funnier the pervy stuff is.

****. Anyway, all the best
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He's just being modest - its the big Four Oh this time around. The colostomy bag and incontinence pants are on order.
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