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    Anyone else read this? Love it so much.
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    Did you read that article that was on the bbc site pretty recently all to do with how 'gay' is used in a different context by kids these days?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matteh View Post
    Did you read that article that was on the bbc site pretty recently all to do with how 'gay' is used in a different context by kids these days?
    Yep, means homosexual too now, apparently.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Matteh View Post
    Did you read that article that was on the bbc site pretty recently all to do with how 'gay' is used in a different context by kids these days?
    Yeah. It (vaguely) interested me as it asked the question of whether I would react differently to a child moaning that something was gay, as opposed to a child moaning that something was boring/crap/a waste of time.

    My answer in the end was, no, I wouldn't. I would also probably make a fatuous remark about the use of a sexual word in the context of a maths worksheet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoyBrumby View Post
    Yep, means homosexual too now, apparently.
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