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    Unofficial cow jokes thread

    Q: Where do the cows go on Saturday night?
    A: To the MOO-vies.

    Q: What does a cow get paid for her labor?
    A: MOO-ney

    Q: What day do cows dread?
    A: MOO-nday

    Q: What type of car does an average cow drive?
    A: A MOO-stang

    Pretty funny eh?

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    What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

    A milkshake!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Turbinator View Post
    What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

    A milkshake!
    What do you call a cow with two legs?

    Lean beef.

    What do you call a cow with no legs?

    Ground beef.

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    Why do cows like jokes?

    Becuase they like to be amoosed.



    Why do cows use the doorbell?

    Because their horns donít work!



    What do you get when you cross a cow with a rabbit?

    Hare in your milk


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    Why did the farmer give his cow a pogo stick?

    He wanted a milk shake!

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    Why did the cow cross the road?

    Becuase it was MOO-ving!!

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    I call shame on all you ****s for using the unofficial cow thread. Please respect the Official Cow Joke thread.

    BTW, Why do pairs of cows always have umbrellas? To keep each udder dry
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    What do you call a cow on a plate?

    My dinner
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    What do you call everyone who posted in this thread before me?

    ****s.
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    What a shocking thread.
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    Religious context has been forgotten here. Cows are holy in India.

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