Two revelations have come from CDM's latest thread. Firstly, we have learnt that toasted sandwiches are better than your usual garden variety vomitous vegetarian fare (cold meats and leftovers excepted). Secondly, we need a haiku thread. So, here we will have fun writing haiku about anything, hopefully in a similar vein to the way the pun phenomenon exploded over CW.
If you need tips on how to write a haiku, observe 1-9-7-7's posting style. The posts do not strictly form a haiku, but their disjointed form and over-abridging of information is more or less the essence of writing a haiku. The most important thing is to maintain a rigid 5-7-5 syllabic structure. I'll kick things off.
Fiery and Perm
Two chaps display enmity
Which one do you like?