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Old 07-03-2003, 03:03 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Celebrity Big Brawl

Which celebrity would you most like to have a no-rules scrap with?I'm quite bored and was just thinking I would really like to plant one on Neil Warnock (Sheff Utd manager), Ruby Wax (don't hit women but you have to make an exception for her) and Justin Timberlake.
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Old 07-03-2003, 03:17 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Robbie Williams, Jack Straw, Jade from Big Brother (she's hardly a woman so I think it counts), Lisa Riley (same as above), Craig from Big Brother (he lives round here and the papers were full of nothing else), Justin Timberlake and that's just for starters...
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Old 07-03-2003, 04:51 PM   #3 (permalink)
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No Ganguly, Rik?

George W Bush. Maggie Thatcher. Roy Keane. Diego Maradona.
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Old 07-03-2003, 06:04 PM   #4 (permalink)
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No Ganguly, Rik?
Nah he's only a list D celeb over here along with Jade (although it appears someone hasn't told her...)

Roy Keane eh? I think he'd knock you clean out...
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Old 07-03-2003, 11:01 PM   #5 (permalink)
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i wouldnt mind planting one on lil bow wow, gee he ****s me, michael schumacher too.
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Old 08-03-2003, 05:26 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Nah he's only a list D celeb over here along with Jade (although it appears someone hasn't told her...)

Roy Keane eh? I think he'd knock you clean out...
Nope. Roy Keane would wait until no-one is watching, then launch himself two-footed at your leg in an attempt to end your career.

Oh yes, he would also fall out with his manager and walk out before the contest and run home.

He thinks he's bigger than the game.

The worm. He's a disgrace to Ireland.

<quack> There there LE. We know you don't like him. Mmmmm, worms.
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Old 08-03-2003, 02:44 PM   #7 (permalink)
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1. Whoever makes the shocking reality TV in the UK...

2.Lisa Riley ( I could send a fake clip in and get £250!)

3.George W Bush

4.Whoever gave Nicky Boje the runs needed off that over against Sri Lanka the other night...Graham Ford anyone??

5.Jade (who put big brother down, as if it ever needed putting down!)

6.Any people who watch Music Television for long periods of time..
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Old 08-03-2003, 04:29 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Jackie Chan

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Jet Li?

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Old 08-03-2003, 05:34 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Powell for that shot v SL.

Mugabe for obvious reasons.

Ali Bacher for cancelling reserve days for rain affected matches.

Australia for being so damn good.

Anna Nicole Smith for being so damn annoying and prissy.

Shaq for being so damn big.

McGrath for all the wickets he's taken v WI.

Zimbabwe selectors for scolding Flower and Olonga.

Rik (CricketWeb celebrity)....for being so damn Rikkish!

Stay tuned as for part 2 as the saga continues (or as I think of more people)
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Old 08-03-2003, 05:36 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Rik (CricketWeb celebrity)....for being so damn Rikkish!
Ok I'll try and be more like Rikki Clarke then...(over-rated and from Surrey)
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Well you're already over-rated. Hmmm...if only you were good enough to play for Surrey.....
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Old 08-03-2003, 06:02 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Well you're already over-rated. Hmmm...if only you were good enough to play for Surrey.....
ROFLMAO!

If only one person rates someone, can they still be over-rated?
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If that one person continually rates himse....someone , then they are over-rated.

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Old 09-03-2003, 12:09 AM   #14 (permalink)
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I don't think punching would give me satisfaction, maybe yelling would. or general sabotage or sadistic behaviour towards them would be quite good.

but the list...
-bush, howard, blair etc...
-prebble
-the producers of "rescue me" because they only made one series (you can't leave me hangin like that).

heaps more too...
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As the count of Monte Cristo would say, "You don't kill your enemies. You ruin them." :wow:
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