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    Shane Warne Lol

    Here is a very cool Rhyme:


    Shane Warne is a spinner
    He's also very fat
    He went to the pharmacy
    And said: 'I'm having that'
    He took it for his shoulder
    He took it for his pain
    And when the ICC find out
    He'll never play again!
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    That's harsh, not cool.
    Sreesanth said, "Next ball he was beaten and I said, 'is this the King Charles Lara? Who is this impostor, moving around nervously? I should have kept my mouth shut for the next ball - mind you, it was a length ball - Lara just pulled it over the church beyond the boundary! He is a true legend."


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    You have to see the funny side to it though

    COME ON YOU BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    Originally posted by Anna
    You have to see the funny side to it though

    Yeh unless you are Shane Warne's mum...

    Seriously though, I think that rhymes a bit harsh. He isnt fat, why cant people accept that? And he has done wrong and is doing his time...
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    I admit Shane Warne's drug taking is funny...

    Not for him or Australian cricket but you have to see the funny side of it.

    The poem sucked,
    It did really suck,
    It was f*****
    It was as funny as getting a DUCK!

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    That poem, however, is worse.
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    Once again I agree with Neil.
    life's a gift thats why they call it the present

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    thankyou

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