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    Parody Songs

    THE GEORGE BUSH SONG

    Sung to the tune: "If You're Happy And You Know It, Clap Your Hands"


    If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
    If the markets hurt your Mama, bomb Iraq.
    If the terrorists are Saudi
    And the bank takes back your Audi
    And the TV shows are bawdy,
    Bomb Iraq.

    If the corporate scandals growin', bomb Iraq.
    And your ties to them are showin', bomb Iraq.
    If the smoking gun ain't smokin'
    We don't care, and we're not jokin'.
    That Saddam will soon be croakin',
    Bomb Iraq.

    Even if we have no allies, bomb Iraq.
    From the sand dunes to the valleys, bomb Iraq.
    So to hell with the inspections;
    Let's look tough for the elections,
    Close your mind and take directions,
    Bomb Iraq.

    While the globe is slowly warming, bomb Iraq.
    Yay! the clouds of war are storming, bomb Iraq.
    If the ozone hole is growing,
    Some things we prefer not knowing.
    (Though our ignorance is showing),
    Bomb Iraq.

    So here's one for dear old daddy, bomb Iraq,
    From his favorite little laddy, bomb Iraq.
    Saying 'no' would look like treason.
    It's the Hussein hunting season.
    Even if we have no reason,
    Bomb Iraq.
    life's a gift thats why they call it the present

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    lol kim thats funny.
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    funny. but COMPLETELY UN-TRUE!!:!( :!(
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    u think so?
    I think its very true... thats the irony of it.


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    It's definitely more true than false!
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    This song rocks and is widely available for download.
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    After listening to it around 20 times, Someone finally managed to figure out the lyrics to this. Here they are! Enjoy!!!

    Welcome to India
    sung to Welcome to Atlanta

    Yaa, MC Vikram and Luda Krishna representing you,
    That's right ... increase the volume please ... thank you.

    Welcome to India, mango juices and lassi, samosa crazy desis
    and little kids that are milking the bhainses.
    Toothbrush in my pocket, what is that?
    We use our fingers here to keep our teeth clean, who said that?

    Luda Krishna here, Vikram owns the Tata gears,
    and I'm sitting in the Maruti Supreme,
    with the cooling glass on no one bothers me.
    because stars since the ever famous Mamooty.

    Come with me to a place where we sip Frooties
    and we eat the sweets while monkeys roam the streets.
    Old uncle sits - big belly and very smelly (burp!)

    Thank you Vikram, would you please pass the jelly,
    I mean the pickle, hand it down this way, no mistake.
    We greet the people at the end of the day!
    Sixty five people hanging out, the door starts coming out.
    Therefore, please don't raise your hand, you are not sure.

    I broke into the local corner-store,
    bought myself a very nice looking carrom board.
    My fingers get sore when I shoot and I score,
    and the ladkis all scream coz they all want some more,
    of the Luda Krishna and the Vikram MC,
    Sweetest things to hit the States since Mango Chutney.
    We keep the kundis shaking, you better trust me.
    The name is Luda Krishna, but my friends call me Sandeep, what!? (burp!)

    Ohhh, Vikram, is that you my friend?!
    That is me my friend!
    Oh, please enter this rap game!
    Ok man! C'mon ... tell me where you are going my friend.

    Welcome to India where the cows eat hay,
    and we drive auto-rickshaws everyday,
    Goat-meat, yummy sweets while monkeys roaming,
    The roosters don't crow till five in the morning! (2x)

    Now the kundis don't jiggle till I am rapping,
    So please don't pass the gas when you are laughing.

    Up the music charts like mango trees I climb,
    With a smooth voice like mine, is it a crime
    Representing rap music since ninety seven?
    Rap maharaja, I don't work at 7-Eleven.
    Throw your hands in the air if you've got facial hair,
    Not just for the guys, c'mon ladies be fair!

    I'm the MFCs most obvious player,
    Wearing hot lungis, do you think I really care?

    Monday night - computer club,
    Tuesday night - at Akbaar rotary saying "Sweet thing, what is up?"
    Wednesday - I'm out making Rupees
    Thurday - On the lookout for Bharatnatyam queen
    Friday - Everybody must know where I'm at,
    coz I'm chilling on the field with my big cricket bat.
    Saturday - my farts are breezy ... believe me,
    so strong they will get you mad dizzy,
    Sunday - Yaar, I cannot start weeping
    because on Monday I will start the creeping .. Hallo!

    Ohhhh ... I love that my friend!
    Yaa dawg, that was funda-stic. Hey thank you, you're fabulous!
    Oh, thank you my friend! Oh ...

    Welcome to India where the cows eat hay,
    and we drive auto-rickshaws everyday,
    Goat-meat, yummy sweets while monkeys roaming,
    The roosters don't crow till five in the morning! (2x)

    Oh, oh, Go Luda, go Luda.
    Ah, its my b'day!
    That is your b'day man!
    Yaaaaah. You know boy!
    Oh oh oh ... it's great!
    Ah, Indian my friend. Good night!
    Alright, goodbye ... kiss my buttocks!!
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    Although I am all for freedom of speech, you guys should stop entering into political debates, INWHICH YOU HAVEN'T GOT ALL THE FACTS.

    Stop it!

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    haha... maybe we do have the facts.

    i have read a lot about the goings on in Iraq in a book by a very reputable journalist called John Pilger. Maybe you shouldnt knock the debates of those who try to dig deeper into issues.

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    MMMMmmm

    I admit i don't know all the facts... but neither do you.

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    of course... nobody knows all the facts. george bush doesnt. tony blair doesnt, and most of all hoWARd doesnt.

    thats why many countries are anti war

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    Hmmm...

    I guess this thread has become political again...

    Well I guess Sunil's theory must be right as what ever is said by Sunil is correct and nobody elses opinion is in anyway shape or form right.

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    So basically, don't say anything, and let people in power take executive decisions no matter what you think, and buy the government line on everything?

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    Originally posted by Paid The Umpire
    Hmmm...

    I guess this thread has become political again...

    Well I guess Sunil's theory must be right as what ever is said by Sunil is correct and nobody elses opinion is in anyway shape or form right.
    I thought that was Rik?

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    what...

    i merely expressed the way i view the situation, i don't know why you have to reply like that.

    your opinion was that we shouldnt express our opinions because we dont know the facts. my opinion is that we should challenge the governments because quite obviously they know little more than we do. and if they have good reason to goto war they certainly havent expressed these reasons.

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    Originally posted by marc71178
    I thought that was Rik?
    That's not even funny Marc. Humour requires an element of truth :rolleyes:
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    20...that's a rather big number :(:(:(

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