Aka Heath Davis Appreciation Society.
HeathDavisSpeed is the Fascist Dictator of the HDAS.
In the absense of Heath, due to being detained on Foreign Policy visits, control of the HDAS passes over to NZTailender, who is the 'Hess' of the HDAS.
The manifesto of the HDAS is as follows:
(i) To promote and enhance the knowledge of our Leader (Heath) to the wider world through development of the Cult of Heath's Personality
(ii) To increase the average speed of bowlers worldwide. Not restricted to, but perhaps as a consequence, increasing the amount of Extras or Sundries.
(iii) Increase the 'Fear Factor' for both batsmen and slip fielders.
(iv) To maintain the Union of Fast Bowlers. (Heath doesn't want to be injured by another quicky)
There are always positions available in the Cult of Heath's Personality. Once you join, you cannot leave. You are expected to have a picture of Heath in dramatic pose adorning your living room wall and uphold the Manifesto. Otherwise, life goes on as normal.
See also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVdQlCReF1Q
The HDAS Motto: To truly be a legend, you have to fully appreciate yourself first. Greatness is in being able to actively massage your own ego - HDS - 2007