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Old 20-06-2007, 02:03 PM   #76 (permalink)
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Cant bielieve people taking the mic.
You're bloody lucky that PJ and Duncan haven't taken the mic, as that pair of ****ers would wreck it! Bastards.

Anyway, I'm not sure whether I should be posting one of my trademark obitiaries for matteh. I'm guessing not, so I won't.

And "I'm Leaving" was a song by Lodger, wasn't it??
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Old 20-06-2007, 02:03 PM   #77 (permalink)
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Old 20-06-2007, 02:04 PM   #78 (permalink)
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Old 20-06-2007, 02:05 PM   #79 (permalink)
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You see it very, very wrong, then, to be frank.
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Old 20-06-2007, 02:06 PM   #80 (permalink)
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After the JR/JF one it became apparent
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Old 20-06-2007, 03:16 PM   #81 (permalink)
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Not sure how up to date you are with American culture of the 80s and the like.
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Old 20-06-2007, 03:17 PM   #82 (permalink)
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Don't 'av a clue. Not even first-rate on British culture of the '80s. Top-shelf on British of the '90s, though.
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Old 20-06-2007, 05:21 PM   #84 (permalink)
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Old 20-06-2007, 08:58 PM   #85 (permalink)
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Don't 'av a clue. Not even first-rate on British culture of the '80s. Top-shelf on British of the '90s, though.
Yeah, so he's pretty much corrected you on the ones where you expressed confusion, not the ones where you were obviously joking.

Although I'm sure you know of the story (not sure if it's true) that if you push cows over, they can't get themselves up.
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You're bloody lucky that PJ and Duncan haven't taken the mic, as that pair of ****ers would wreck it! Bastards.

Anyway, I'm not sure whether I should be posting one of my trademark obitiaries for matteh. I'm guessing not, so I won't.

And "I'm Leaving" was a song by Lodger, wasn't it??
brilliant mate

Oh and that was brilliant from cpr as well. Especially liked the, "wondering where your favourite long-long CW poster is?" bit
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Good riddance.

Edit: Don't know if has been said already, but JR=Jack Ruby?

Edit II: Or maybe not

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Old 21-06-2007, 12:45 AM   #89 (permalink)
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Can't believe people are still thinking he means it!
Richard that's excessive smiley use. Stop it.

I didn't have time to read the whole thread so I skipped a few pages....hence I thought he meant it, geez stop bullying me Richard.
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Old 21-06-2007, 03:02 AM   #90 (permalink)
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Ten other facts about Mitchell that i couldnt say when he was here.

1. He feasts of a diet of babies and kittens

2. The beard is made from hair he has cut of the heads of unsuspecting ladies on the buses of Bangor.

3. Although Cow Tipping is a hillarious student game in backwater towns such a Bangor, there really is no need for Mitchell to cover one side of the gow in superglue

4. Matteh's pact with the Devil forbids anyone in a 5 mile radius from having fun. Thus he is the reason it will rain at Glastonbury,

5. He once shot a puppy with an old Luger he found back in Germany

6. You want to know where your favourite long lost CW poster is? Check Matteh's basement.

7. He shot JR

8. To beat time, he placed a clone of himself in Australia so he can post 24/7. Step forward Zac 'Mitchell II' Gelman

9. He prefers Steve Sanders to Chuck Norris

10. Those annoying spam pop ups 'Congratulations, your our 1,000,000th visitor!!!'..... yeah, guess who's handywork
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