The Lame Joke Corner

NZTailender · 07-06-2007, 03:53 AM

Share your terrible, lame, old, punny jokes here.

What do you take for a headache when you're in a jungle?

Parrot-cetamol

NZTailender · 07-06-2007, 03:54 AM

This guy was walking down the street, and he was passing this building when he saw a ladder leaning up against it, with a sign saying "CLIMB TO SUCCESS"
So they guy climbed it, got to the roof, and saw a naked man sitting there.
The guy goes "who are you?"
The naked man says "I'm Cess."

NZTailender · 07-06-2007, 03:55 AM

What was wrong with the wooden car?

It wooden go

andyc · 07-06-2007, 03:57 AM

This thread has been done before tbh, but meh.

When is a car not a car?

When it turns in to a driveway.

Perm · 07-06-2007, 03:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NZTailender

This guy was walking down the street, and he was passing this building when he saw a ladder leaning up against it, with a sign saying "CLIMB TO SUCCESS"
So they guy climbed it, got to the roof, and saw a naked man sitting there.
The guy goes "who are you?"
The naked man says "I'm Cess."

Dasa · 07-06-2007, 03:59 AM

What has four legs and is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you?

A pool table.

NZTailender · 07-06-2007, 04:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dasa

What has four legs and is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you?

A pool table.

Whats black, white, deadly and sits in a tree?

Magpie with a machine gun.

Perm · 07-06-2007, 04:00 AM

Why did the little boy fall off his bike?

His mate threw a fridge at him.

_Ed_ · 07-06-2007, 04:01 AM

* Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

* A train conductor whose incompetence resulted in a number of deaths in a train crash was sentenced to death by electric chair. Remarkably enough he survived, and when asked about it afterwards he said "I guess I'm just a bad conductor."

That last one needs a lot more detail for it to be properly told, but I cbf.

pasag · 07-06-2007, 04:02 AM

My all time fav:
How do you make a dog drink?

Stick it in a blender.

_Ed_ · 07-06-2007, 04:02 AM

KiWiNiNjA · 07-06-2007, 04:06 AM

What sits in the corner getting redder and redder, and smaller and smaller?

A baby with a potato peeler.

Perm · 07-06-2007, 04:13 AM

What do you do when you see a baby swinging around on a clothesline?

Stop it with a spade.

Spitfires_Fan · 07-06-2007, 04:15 AM

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

cover drive man · 07-06-2007, 04:37 AM

How do you gat a giraffe in a fridge?

Open the door and put it in.

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NZTailender Hall of Fame Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Dunedin, Otago, New Zealand Posts: 19,041	This guy was walking down the street, and he was passing this building when he saw a ladder leaning up against it, with a sign saying "CLIMB TO SUCCESS" So they guy climbed it, got to the roof, and saw a naked man sitting there. The guy goes "who are you?" The naked man says "I'm Cess."

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NZTailender Hall of Fame Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Dunedin, Otago, New Zealand Posts: 19,041	What was wrong with the wooden car? It wooden go

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_Ed_ Hall of Fame Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Auckland, Aotearoa Posts: 19,102	* Atheism is a non-prophet organisation. * A train conductor whose incompetence resulted in a number of deaths in a train crash was sentenced to death by electric chair. Remarkably enough he survived, and when asked about it afterwards he said "I guess I'm just a bad conductor." That last one needs a lot more detail for it to be properly told, but I cbf.

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Perm Cricket Web: All-Time Legend Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Clutha Valley, New Zealand Posts: 21,817	What do you do when you see a baby swinging around on a clothesline? Stop it with a spade.

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