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    The Lame Joke Corner

    Share your terrible, lame, old, punny jokes here.





    What do you take for a headache when you're in a jungle?






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    This guy was walking down the street, and he was passing this building when he saw a ladder leaning up against it, with a sign saying "CLIMB TO SUCCESS"
    So they guy climbed it, got to the roof, and saw a naked man sitting there.
    The guy goes "who are you?"
    The naked man says "I'm Cess."

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    What was wrong with the wooden car?






    It wooden go

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    This thread has been done before tbh, but meh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NZTailender View Post
    This guy was walking down the street, and he was passing this building when he saw a ladder leaning up against it, with a sign saying "CLIMB TO SUCCESS"
    So they guy climbed it, got to the roof, and saw a naked man sitting there.
    The guy goes "who are you?"
    The naked man says "I'm Cess."
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    Romance can be dealt with elsewhere - I just don't enjoy it in cricket.

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    What has four legs and is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you?


    A pool table.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dasa View Post
    What has four legs and is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you?


    A pool table.


    Whats black, white, deadly and sits in a tree?






    Magpie with a machine gun.

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    Why did the little boy fall off his bike?

    His mate threw a fridge at him.

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    * Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

    * A train conductor whose incompetence resulted in a number of deaths in a train crash was sentenced to death by electric chair. Remarkably enough he survived, and when asked about it afterwards he said "I guess I'm just a bad conductor."

    That last one needs a lot more detail for it to be properly told, but I cbf.

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    How do you make a dog drink?





    Stick it in a blender.
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    What sits in the corner getting redder and redder, and smaller and smaller?

    A baby with a potato peeler.

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    What do you do when you see a baby swinging around on a clothesline?

    Stop it with a spade.

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    A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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    How do you gat a giraffe in a fridge?


    Open the door and put it in.
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