The speed at which a fielding team gets through the innings is overrated.
A few days back my friend 'RIkki' gave me a golden advice.
He said 'Rweldone, never argue with stupid people. OK?'
I replied 'OK'.
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An elderly priest, no longer able to easily make the trek up the winding staircase to the bell tower, places a "help wanted" sign outside the church door. He is surprised when a man with no arms shows up for the job. Despite the priest's reluctance, the arm-less man manages to convince the priest to let him at least try.
They make the long climb to the top of the tower and the priest waits to the side while the arm-less man readies himself. The man takes two quick steps forward and smashes his head into the church bell with a loud, resounding GONG!
Before the priest can intervene, the man steps back and smashes his head into the church bell a second time: GONG! And a third: GONG!
The man then staggers back and tumbles out of the bell tower to the churchyard below.
By the time the priest makes his way down the stairs and out to the front of the church, a crowd has gathered around.
"Father," asks a concerned townsman, "we do not know this man, do you know his name?"
"No," replies the priest, "but his face rings a bell."
"I will go down as Darren Sammy, the one who always smiles" - Darren Sammy
And smalishah's avatar is the most classy one by far Jan certainly echoes the sentiments of CW
Yeah we don't crap in the first world; most of us would actually have no idea what that was emanating from Ajmal's backside. Why isn't it roses and rainbows like what happens here? PEWS's retort to Ganeshran on Daemon's picture depicting Ajmal's excreta
I just watched the uncut version of "Scarface".
It's called "Face".
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
Because he drank his tea before it was cool
Exit pursuing a beer
It's no wonder kids are so unruly these days; there's no incentive for them to be good. When I was young and misbehaved at school I knew my arse would get the slipper.
Which is what our headmaster called his cock when it was covered in baby oil.
Cricket Web's 2013/14 Premier League Tipping Champion
- As featured in The Independent.
"The PFA does not represent players when they have broken the law and been convicted on non-football matters."
- Gordon Taylor in 2009 following Marlon King's release after a prison sentence for sexual assault & ABH
Stolen from twitter but hey....
What do you get if you cross a ball and Emile Heskey
A goal kick
"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher." - Ambrose Bierce
Langeveldt: I of course blame their parents.. and unchecked immigration!
GingerFurball: He's Austrian, they tend to produce the odd ****ed up individual
Burgey: Be careful dealing with neighbours whose cars don't have wheels but whose houses do.
Uppercut: Maybe I just need better strippers
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