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    Hahaha.
    The speed at which a fielding team gets through the innings is overrated.

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    A few days back my friend 'RIkki' gave me a golden advice.

    He said 'Rweldone, never argue with stupid people. OK?'

    I replied 'OK'.
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    "I want to raise my hand and say one thing. Those who complain about my love for the game or commitment to the game are clueless. These are the only 2 areas where I give myself 100 out of 100."
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    An elderly priest, no longer able to easily make the trek up the winding staircase to the bell tower, places a "help wanted" sign outside the church door. He is surprised when a man with no arms shows up for the job. Despite the priest's reluctance, the arm-less man manages to convince the priest to let him at least try.

    They make the long climb to the top of the tower and the priest waits to the side while the arm-less man readies himself. The man takes two quick steps forward and smashes his head into the church bell with a loud, resounding GONG!

    Before the priest can intervene, the man steps back and smashes his head into the church bell a second time: GONG! And a third: GONG!

    The man then staggers back and tumbles out of the bell tower to the churchyard below.

    By the time the priest makes his way down the stairs and out to the front of the church, a crowd has gathered around.

    "Father," asks a concerned townsman, "we do not know this man, do you know his name?"












    "No," replies the priest, "but his face rings a bell."
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    If GI 'Best Poster On The Forum' Joe says it then it must be true.
    Athlai doesn't lie. And he doesn't do sarcasm either, so you know it's true!

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    Nice!!
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    That's a really good one Joe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by G.I.Joe View Post
    An elderly priest, no longer able to easily make the trek up the winding staircase to the bell tower, places a "help wanted" sign outside the church door. He is surprised when a man with no arms shows up for the job. Despite the priest's reluctance, the arm-less man manages to convince the priest to let him at least try.

    They make the long climb to the top of the tower and the priest waits to the side while the arm-less man readies himself. The man takes two quick steps forward and smashes his head into the church bell with a loud, resounding GONG!

    Before the priest can intervene, the man steps back and smashes his head into the church bell a second time: GONG! And a third: GONG!

    The man then staggers back and tumbles out of the bell tower to the churchyard below.

    By the time the priest makes his way down the stairs and out to the front of the church, a crowd has gathered around.

    "Father," asks a concerned townsman, "we do not know this man, do you know his name?"












    "No," replies the priest, "but his face rings a bell."
    And smalishah's avatar is the most classy one by far Jan certainly echoes the sentiments of CW

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    I just watched the uncut version of "Scarface".























































    It's called "Face".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howe_zat View Post
    I just watched the uncut version of "Scarface".























































    It's called "Face".
    Some of the jokes in this thread are amazing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howe_zat View Post
    I just watched the uncut version of "Scarface".























































    It's called "Face".
    For a second there I thought you might have ODed snorting the un-cut version of........






















































    ....nevermind

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    Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

    Because he drank his tea before it was cool
    Exit pursuing a beer

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    It's no wonder kids are so unruly these days; there's no incentive for them to be good. When I was young and misbehaved at school I knew my arse would get the slipper.


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    Stolen from twitter but hey....

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    A goal kick
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