The speed at which a fielding team gets through the innings is overrated.
A few days back my friend 'RIkki' gave me a golden advice.
He said 'Rweldone, never argue with stupid people. OK?'
I replied 'OK'.
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"I want to raise my hand and say one thing. Those who complain about my love for the game or commitment to the game are clueless. These are the only 2 areas where I give myself 100 out of 100."
- Sachin Tendulkar, as told in an interview published in Bengali newspaper Anandabazar Patrika after his 100th International century (translated by weldone)
An elderly priest, no longer able to easily make the trek up the winding staircase to the bell tower, places a "help wanted" sign outside the church door. He is surprised when a man with no arms shows up for the job. Despite the priest's reluctance, the arm-less man manages to convince the priest to let him at least try.
They make the long climb to the top of the tower and the priest waits to the side while the arm-less man readies himself. The man takes two quick steps forward and smashes his head into the church bell with a loud, resounding GONG!
Before the priest can intervene, the man steps back and smashes his head into the church bell a second time: GONG! And a third: GONG!
The man then staggers back and tumbles out of the bell tower to the churchyard below.
By the time the priest makes his way down the stairs and out to the front of the church, a crowd has gathered around.
"Father," asks a concerned townsman, "we do not know this man, do you know his name?"
"No," replies the priest, "but his face rings a bell."
"I will go down as Darren Sammy, the one who always smiles" - Darren Sammy
I just watched the uncut version of "Scarface".
It's called "Face".
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
Because he drank his tea before it was cool
Exit pursuing a beer
It's no wonder kids are so unruly these days; there's no incentive for them to be good. When I was young and misbehaved at school I knew my arse would get the slipper.
Which is what our headmaster called his cock when it was covered in baby oil.
Cricket Web's 2013/14 Premier League Tipping Champion
- As featured in The Independent.
"as much a news event as an actual footballer, a worthy stop-start centre forward, but an all-time hyper-galactico when it comes to doing funny things with cars and hats, a player whose signing proves once again that the Premier League is still undoubtedly the best in the world when it comes to doing things with cars and hats."
- Barney Ronay on Mario Balotelli
Stolen from twitter but hey....
What do you get if you cross a ball and Emile Heskey
A goal kick
"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher." - Ambrose Bierce
Langeveldt: I of course blame their parents.. and unchecked immigration!
GingerFurball: He's Austrian, they tend to produce the odd ****ed up individual
Burgey: Be careful dealing with neighbours whose cars don't have wheels but whose houses do.
Uppercut: Maybe I just need better strippers
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