Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
And smalishah's avatar is the most classy one by far Jan certainly echoes the sentiments of CW
Yeah we don't crap in the first world; most of us would actually have no idea what that was emanating from Ajmal's backside. Why isn't it roses and rainbows like what happens here? PEWS's retort to Ganeshran on Daemon's picture depicting Ajmal's excreta
How does Moses make his tea?
"Hope is the fuel of progress and fear is the prison in which you put yourself" - Tony Benn
#408. Sixty three not out forever.
A mommy tomato, daddy tomato, and baby tomato went out for a walk. The little baby tomato kept falling behind, and an exasperated daddy tomato finally turned around and yelled, "Ketchup!"
'You will look very silly said Mr Salteena with a dry laugh.
Well so will you said Ethel in a snappy tone and she ran out of the room with a very superier run throwing out her legs behind and her arms swinging in rithum.
Well said the owner of the house she has a most idiotick run.'
So guys, did you know that yesterday was Star Wars Day? Yup, May the fourth be with you.
For all Star Wars fans who missed out on the celebrations, worry not; today is the revenge of the sixth.
Hoe needs to be cockblocked.
A teacher brings a packet of lifesavers to school one day to teach her class the concept of colours and fruit. She places a red, green, yellow, orange and white lifesaver on the table, and the kids start trying to guess what the flavour is:
red = cherry
green = lime
yellow = lemon
orange = orange
But when they get to the honey-flavoured white lifesaver none of the students can guess the flavour.
"I'll give you a hint", the teacher says. "It's what your mother might sometimes call your father"
One little girl looks up in horror, spits out her lifesaver and yells, "Oh my God, they're arseholes!"
These are lifesavers, for the unitiated:
R.I.P Craigos, you were a champion bloke. One of the best
R.I.P Fardin 'Bob' Qayyumi
Member of the Church of the Holy Glenn McGrath
"How about you do something contstructive in this forum for once and not fill the forum with ****. You offer nothing." - theegyptian.
"There's more chance of SoC making a good post than Smith averaging 99.95." - Furball
"**** you're such a **** poster." - Furball
hahaha 3 posts about assholes you got a problem buddy!
Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Paris airport.
"Nationality?" asks the immigration officer.
"German," she replies.
"No, just here for a few days."
A man's suffering from Leukemia and badly needs a transplant. His doctors advertise for donors and find a perfect match in Argentina.
The operation goes ahead, is a total success and he's completely cured. He's so grateful he decides to write to thank his benefactor. He starts the letter...
"Dear Diego marrow donor..."
- As featured in The Independent.
"I don't think that they'll come close to us to be honest."
- Steve Smith before the Ashes
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