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    Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
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    I just love all kinds of balls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cpr View Post
    A guy is sitting in the bar in departures at a busy airport. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides because she's wearing a uniform, she's probably an off-duty flight attendant, so he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly.
    He leans across to her and says the British Airways motto 'To Fly. To Serve'.The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line.
    He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto: 'Winning the hearts of the world'. Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.
    Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto: 'Going beyond expectations'.
    The woman looks at him sternly and says: 'What the **** do you want?'
    'Ah!' he says "Ryanair".


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    Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.


    uvelocity your jokes are so apt for this thread. Really like them
    And smalishah's avatar is the most classy one by far Jan certainly echoes the sentiments of CW

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    How does Moses make his tea?

    Hebrews it
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    Quote Originally Posted by nexxus View Post
    How did Moses make tea?
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    Hebrewed it.


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    A mommy tomato, daddy tomato, and baby tomato went out for a walk. The little baby tomato kept falling behind, and an exasperated daddy tomato finally turned around and yelled, "Ketchup!"
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    If GI 'Best Poster On The Forum' Joe says it then it must be true.
    Athlai doesn't lie. And he doesn't do sarcasm either, so you know it's true!

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    So guys, did you know that yesterday was Star Wars Day? Yup, May the fourth be with you.

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    For all Star Wars fans who missed out on the celebrations, worry not; today is the revenge of the sixth.

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    Hoe needs to be cockblocked.

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    A teacher brings a packet of lifesavers to school one day to teach her class the concept of colours and fruit. She places a red, green, yellow, orange and white lifesaver on the table, and the kids start trying to guess what the flavour is:

    red = cherry
    green = lime
    yellow = lemon
    orange = orange

    But when they get to the honey-flavoured white lifesaver none of the students can guess the flavour.
    "I'll give you a hint", the teacher says. "It's what your mother might sometimes call your father"
    One little girl looks up in horror, spits out her lifesaver and yells, "Oh my God, they're arseholes!"



    These are lifesavers, for the unitiated:

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    hahaha 3 posts about assholes you got a problem buddy!

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    Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Paris airport.

    "Nationality?" asks the immigration officer.

    "German," she replies.

    "Occupation?"

    "No, just here for a few days."

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    Quote Originally Posted by G.I.Joe View Post
    Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Paris airport.

    "Nationality?" asks the immigration officer.

    "German," she replies.

    "Occupation?"

    "No, just here for a few days."
    I did Nazi that coming.

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    A man's suffering from Leukemia and badly needs a transplant. His doctors advertise for donors and find a perfect match in Argentina.

    The operation goes ahead, is a total success and he's completely cured. He's so grateful he decides to write to thank his benefactor. He starts the letter...


















































    "Dear Diego marrow donor..."
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    "The committee discussed the issue of illegal bowling actions, and believed that there are a number of bowlers currently employing suspect actions in international cricket, and that the ICC's reporting and testing procedures are not adequately scrutinising these bowlers."
    - Even the ICC's own official press release thinks things must change

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