Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
How does Moses make his tea?
WWCC - Loyaulte Mi Lie
"People make me happy.. not places.. people"
"When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life." - Samuel Johnson
"Hope is the fuel of progress and fear is the prison in which you put yourself" - Tony Benn
So guys, did you know that yesterday was Star Wars Day? Yup, May the fourth be with you.
For all Star Wars fans who missed out on the celebrations, worry not; today is the revenge of the sixth.
Hoe needs to be cockblocked.
A teacher brings a packet of lifesavers to school one day to teach her class the concept of colours and fruit. She places a red, green, yellow, orange and white lifesaver on the table, and the kids start trying to guess what the flavour is:
red = cherry
green = lime
yellow = lemon
orange = orange
But when they get to the honey-flavoured white lifesaver none of the students can guess the flavour.
"I'll give you a hint", the teacher says. "It's what your mother might sometimes call your father"
One little girl looks up in horror, spits out her lifesaver and yells, "Oh my God, they're arseholes!"
These are lifesavers, for the unitiated:
"What is this what is this who is this guy shouting what is this going on in here?" - CP. (re: psxpro)
R.I.P Craigos, you were a champion bloke. One of the best
R.I.P Fardin 'Bob' Qayyumi
Member of the Church of the Holy Glenn McGrath
"How about you do something contstructive in this forum for once and not fill the forum with ****. You offer nothing." - theegyptian.
hahaha 3 posts about assholes you got a problem buddy!
Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Paris airport.
"Nationality?" asks the immigration officer.
"German," she replies.
"No, just here for a few days."
A man's suffering from Leukemia and badly needs a transplant. His doctors advertise for donors and find a perfect match in Argentina.
The operation goes ahead, is a total success and he's completely cured. He's so grateful he decides to write to thank his benefactor. He starts the letter...
"Dear Diego marrow donor..."
Cricket Web's 2013/14 Premier League Tipping Champion
- As featured in The Independent.
"as much a news event as an actual footballer, a worthy stop-start centre forward, but an all-time hyper-galactico when it comes to doing funny things with cars and hats, a player whose signing proves once again that the Premier League is still undoubtedly the best in the world when it comes to doing things with cars and hats."
- Barney Ronay on Mario Balotelli
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