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    Oh well next week maybe.

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    A mummy covered in chocolate & nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe it's Phararaoh Rocher

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    What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?















    They both have the same middle name.
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    Ponting's ability to ton up in the first innings of a series should not be understated. So much pressure, so important. What a great!

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    Haha, first one is a good'un.
    The speed at which a fielding team gets through the innings is overrated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnners View Post
    A mummy covered in chocolate & nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe it's Phararaoh Rocher

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    And smalishah's avatar is the most classy one by far Jan certainly echoes the sentiments of CW

    Yeah we don't crap in the first world; most of us would actually have no idea what that was emanating from Ajmal's backside. Why isn't it roses and rainbows like what happens here? PEWS's retort to Ganeshran on Daemon's picture depicting Ajmal's excreta


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    If GI 'Best Poster On The Forum' Joe says it then it must be true.
    Athlai doesn't lie. And he doesn't do sarcasm either, so you know it's true!

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    A policeman sees a guy walking around town with a lion.
    "You must take that thing to the zoo mate," he tells the guy. The guy agrees.

    Next day the policeman sees the guy around town, still with the lion.
    "I thought I told you to take it to the zoo!" says policeman.
    "I did," says the man, "and today I'm taking it to the movies!"
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    haha....

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    Shock, horror. Smali laughing without posting a smiley.
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    Yeah, look, it gives me a pain deep inside my uterus to admit it, but it's Ajmal until such time as we get a working throwing law again.
    Never in a million years would I have thought Brumby to admit this!!!!!!

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    A guy walks into a butcher's shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?"

    The butcher says "Why yes, as a matter of fact I am."

    "Then I'll bet you $25 you can't reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there."

    The butcher thinks for a moment and says "I'm sorry, I won't take that bet."

    The guy says "But I thought you said you were a gambling man."

    "I am. But the steaks are too high."

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    Tim Vine Ladies and Gentlemen!

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    I said I can't manage Wednesday
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    What's got 200 legs and no pubic hair?






    The front row of a One Direction Concert.

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    Quote Originally Posted by G.I.Joe View Post
    A guy walks into a butcher's shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?"

    The butcher says "Why yes, as a matter of fact I am."

    "Then I'll bet you $25 you can't reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there."

    The butcher thinks for a moment and says "I'm sorry, I won't take that bet."

    The guy says "But I thought you said you were a gambling man."

    "I am. But the steaks are too high."


    dude your jokes in this thread are pretty good

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    The front row of a One Direction Concert.

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    A guy is sitting in the bar in departures at a busy airport. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides because she's wearing a uniform, she's probably an off-duty flight attendant, so he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly.
    He leans across to her and says the British Airways motto 'To Fly. To Serve'.The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line.
    He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto: 'Winning the hearts of the world'. Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.
    Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto: 'Going beyond expectations'.
    The woman looks at him sternly and says: 'What the **** do you want?'
    'Ah!' he says "Ryanair".
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    I've been up all night worrying about it

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