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    Of course I got it.

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    I used it last night at dinner

    almost as funny, those who do and those who don't know what ananananaanagram is
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    I just love all kinds of balls.

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    Superb couple from Joe, I admit the second one took a while before it hit me
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    This English top three are cornflakes. They're not the most exciting thing out but they're pretty effective. Then the middle order are the sugar. Would be too much on their own but added to the cornflakes they add some much needed interest

    When KP returns he will be the banana..

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    "Knock knock."

    "Who's there?"

    "Don't **** around, Buzz. Who the hell do you think it is?"

    "Sorry, Neil."
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    If GI 'Best Poster On The Forum' Joe says it then it must be true.
    Athlai doesn't lie. And he doesn't do sarcasm either, so you know it's true!


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    What's black, white and red all over?

    A nun with a spear through her head.
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    I can think of a list of Sydney Grade posters who would contribute a better average post than Bahnz.
    Maow like no one can hear you maowing.

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    And smalishah's avatar is the most classy one by far Jan certainly echoes the sentiments of CW

    Yeah we don't crap in the first world; most of us would actually have no idea what that was emanating from Ajmal's backside. Why isn't it roses and rainbows like what happens here? PEWS's retort to Ganeshran on Daemon's picture depicting Ajmal's excreta

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    I thought I'd sneak a sly piss in the deep end of the swimming pool. The lifeguard must've seen me tho.

    Blew his whistle so loud I nearly fell in.
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    - As featured in The Independent.

    "The committee discussed the issue of illegal bowling actions, and believed that there are a number of bowlers currently employing suspect actions in international cricket, and that the ICC's reporting and testing procedures are not adequately scrutinising these bowlers."
    - Even the ICC's own official press release thinks things must change

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fusion View Post

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    How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
    @CowsCorner - 202 followers and counting!

    Disclaimer: I am a biased South African. Anything I say is likely to have something in it that ultimately favours the Proteas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrPrez View Post
    How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
    I will tell you tomorrow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fusion View Post

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shri View Post
    I will tell you tomorrow.
    Incorrect. The correct answer is...

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