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    uvelocity dude, your jokes are pretty good.....

    you should post here more often
    And smalishah's avatar is the most classy one by far Jan certainly echoes the sentiments of CW

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    Quote Originally Posted by uvelocity View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by nightprowler10 View Post
    I did not see that coming.
    Haha. Works on so many levels. (Well, three.)
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    If GI 'Best Poster On The Forum' Joe says it then it must be true.
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    Quote Originally Posted by G.I.Joe View Post
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    Haha laughed at that.




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    Quote Originally Posted by benchmark00 View Post
    Haha laughed at that.




    Mainly because you actually are a tight **** in real life.*


    Not unlike your attractive sister Josephine Joe.
    Low blow, Benchy. You've bottomed out.




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    16% of people will not get that.

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    Hehe.

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    Took me a minute, but thats Gold.
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    Its frustrating, because one could never tell that on stage but that is as good as a joke gets in the written form, imo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by G.I.Joe View Post
    Low blow, Benchy. You've bottomed out.




    I sold someone some cannabis the other day. When he handed over his money, I asked, "anything else?"

    He said, "an' a gram of cocaine please mate"

    I paused for a minute before saying with uncertainty... "Oceanic?"

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    Only got it when I read it out loud.
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    Yeah, look, it gives me a pain deep inside my uterus to admit it, but it's Ajmal until such time as we get a working throwing law again.
    Never in a million years would I have thought Brumby to admit this!!!!!!

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    ^Yeah got it straight away when I tried that
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