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    Quote Originally Posted by Athlai View Post
    Smashy that was terrible. You also turned the guys into girls. What a terrible terrible joke.
    Isn't that a bit like commenting on how slutty the girls in a whorehouse are?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Athlai View Post
    Smashy that was terrible. You also turned the guys into girls. What a terrible terrible joke.
    lol....ok...maybe I had heard the desi version and I translated it from hindi/urdu so maybe it lost some of its charm.......what is this guys version of the joke?
    And smalishah's avatar is the most classy one by far Jan certainly echoes the sentiments of CW

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    I got a dig bick. You this read wrong. You read that wrong too.

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