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Old 05-01-2012, 01:05 PM   #1246 (permalink)
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During sex, I suddenly stopped and didn't move. She said: "What are you doing?" I said: "I've seen this on YouPorn - it's called Buffering"
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Old 05-01-2012, 01:06 PM   #1247 (permalink)
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Smashy that was terrible. You also turned the guys into girls. What a terrible terrible joke.
Isn't that a bit like commenting on how slutty the girls in a whorehouse are?
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Old 05-01-2012, 05:04 PM   #1248 (permalink)
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Old 05-01-2012, 05:14 PM   #1249 (permalink)
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Yup, much more likely. In any case, I will back [Insert Indian Random Batting Order] against Swann in India every day. If they win, it won't be on Swann's back - though he could be valuable to keep things tight and maybe a wicket or two.
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Old 06-01-2012, 02:36 AM   #1250 (permalink)
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Smashy that was terrible. You also turned the guys into girls. What a terrible terrible joke.
lol....ok...maybe I had heard the desi version and I translated it from hindi/urdu so maybe it lost some of its charm.......what is this guys version of the joke?
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Old 19-01-2012, 04:58 PM   #1251 (permalink)
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I went out with a girl who had a plastacine fanny.

I didn't **** her, but I made a good impression.
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Old 21-01-2012, 09:58 PM   #1252 (permalink)
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Mickey and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court and the judge says to Mickey, "I'm sorry, Mickey but your wife being insane is not a good excuse for wanting a divorce."

And Mickey says, "I didn't say she was crazy! I said she was ****ing Goofy!"
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A group of scientists develop a 'thiefcatcher' - a machine that catches thieves.

They try it out in England - it catches 20 000 thieves in 24 hours.

Then they try it out in America - it catches 60 000 thieves in 24 hours

Then they try it out in South Africa - it got stolen within 10 minutes.
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Old 22-01-2012, 02:33 PM   #1255 (permalink)
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Old 23-01-2012, 10:51 AM   #1256 (permalink)
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Yeah, look, it gives me a pain deep inside my uterus to admit it, but it's Ajmal until such time as we get a working throwing law again.
Never in a million years would I have thought Brumby to admit this!!!!!!
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Old 29-01-2012, 10:36 PM   #1257 (permalink)
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I tried to change my CW password to 'wang'.

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Old 29-01-2012, 11:49 PM   #1258 (permalink)
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I got a dig bick. You this read wrong. You read that wrong too.
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Old 30-01-2012, 02:38 AM   #1260 (permalink)
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Injury Lawyers 4U are crap.

My neighbour's fifteen year old daughter cut her leg climbing over my fence, so I called them and they advised me to take a picture of her gash.

Guess who's in court tomorrow now?
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