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Natasha Giggs has just entered Celebrity Big Brother.
What a turnaround.....
"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher." - Ambrose Bierce
Langeveldt: I of course blame their parents.. and unchecked immigration!
GingerFurball: He's Austrian, they tend to produce the odd ****ed up individual
Burgey: Be careful dealing with neighbours whose cars don't have wheels but whose houses do.
Uppercut: Maybe I just need better strippers
The Iron Lady has been certified 12A after the BBFC decided that it wasn't suitable for miners.
I went out with a girl who had a plastacine fanny.
I didn't **** her, but I made a good impression.
Cricket Web's 2013/14 Premier League Tipping Champion
- As featured in The Independent.
"as much a news event as an actual footballer, a worthy stop-start centre forward, but an all-time hyper-galactico when it comes to doing funny things with cars and hats, a player whose signing proves once again that the Premier League is still undoubtedly the best in the world when it comes to doing things with cars and hats."
- Barney Ronay on Mario Balotelli
Mickey and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court and the judge says to Mickey, "I'm sorry, Mickey but your wife being insane is not a good excuse for wanting a divorce."
And Mickey says, "I didn't say she was crazy! I said she was ****ing Goofy!"
Exit pursuing a beer
A group of scientists develop a 'thiefcatcher' - a machine that catches thieves.
They try it out in England - it catches 20 000 thieves in 24 hours.
Then they try it out in America - it catches 60 000 thieves in 24 hours
Then they try it out in South Africa - it got stolen within 10 minutes.
@CowsCorner - 202 followers and counting!
Disclaimer: I am a biased South African. Anything I say is likely to have something in it that ultimately favours the Proteas.
-What floats on water and goes quick?
A South African duck.
I tried to change my CW password to 'wang'.
It told me my password wasn't long enough.
"The Australian cricket captain is the Prime Minister Australia wishes it had. Steve Waugh is that man, Michael Clarke is not." - Jarrod Kimber
RIP Fardin Qayyumi and Craig Walsh - true icons of CricketWeb.
Avatar now by choice. 5-0 in the Ashes and all.
I got a dig bick. You this read wrong. You read that wrong too.
Injury Lawyers 4U are crap.
My neighbour's fifteen year old daughter cut her leg climbing over my fence, so I called them and they advised me to take a picture of her gash.
Guess who's in court tomorrow now?
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