Only one laugh? Thought it was worth at least 3 by your standards
And smalishah's avatar is the most classy one by far Jan certainly echoes the sentiments of CW
Yeah we don't crap in the first world; most of us would actually have no idea what that was emanating from Ajmal's backside. Why isn't it roses and rainbows like what happens here? PEWS's retort to Ganeshran on Daemon's picture depicting Ajmal's excreta
Warning: Not topical.
I ordered a drink in Pakistan called the Osama. Only three shots, but it goes straight to your head...
"The Australian cricket captain is the Prime Minister Australia wishes it had. Steve Waugh is that man, Michael Clarke is not." - Jarrod Kimber
RIP Fardin Qayyumi and Craig Walsh - true icons of CricketWeb.
George Best & Alex Higgins have been turning cartwheels in heaven.
[spoiler]They've heard they're getting a Winehouse[/spoiler]
Cricket Web's 2013/14 Premier League Tipping Champion
- As featured in The Independent.
"I don't believe a word of Pietersen's book, but then I don't believe a word anyone else has said either."
- Simon Barnes renders further comment on KP's autobiography superfluous in a sentence
I, for one, would like to congratulate Winehouse for being 48 hours sober.
Exit pursuing a beer
After the recent riots several fires are reported in the Tottenham area of London.
Police suspect Arsene.
Good one Brumby :P
"I will go down as Darren Sammy, the one who always smiles" - Darren Sammy
After the recent riots in Tottenham it is thought thousands of scousers will be put off travelling to the Spurs v Everton Premier League match, due to fears all the best stuff has already been stolen.
Paddy and Mick were caught trying to loot Argos last night. Police apprehended them waiting at collection point B.
"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher." - Ambrose Bierce
Langeveldt: I of course blame their parents.. and unchecked immigration!
GingerFurball: He's Austrian, they tend to produce the odd ****ed up individual
Burgey: Be careful dealing with neighbours whose cars don't have wheels but whose houses do.
Uppercut: Maybe I just need better strippers
Doctor: "Your wife's in hospital".
Husband: "How is she?"
Doctor: "I'm afraid she's critical".
Husband: "Ah, you get used to that"
I was walking the dog through the cemetery earlier today and I saw a man squatting down behind a gravestone.
"Morning.", I said.
"No, just taking a crap", he replied.
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