Greatest Ever Test XI: JB Hobbs, L Hutton, DG Bradman (c), IVA Richards, BC Lara, GS Sobers, AC Gilchrist (wk), Imran Khan, RJ Hadlee, MD Marshall, SK Warne 12th man: M Muralitharan
Favorite XI: WG Grace, VT Trumper, IVA Richards, DCS Compton, FMM Worrell (c), AC Gilchrist (wk), CL Cairns, SK Warne, FS Trueman, SE Bond, T Richardson 12th man: H Larwood
What does an Indian fan do after he sees an Indian fast bowler bowling at 150 km/h ?
He turns off the Playstation and goes to bed
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10 cows in a field. Which one is on holiday?
The one with the wee calf.
(needs a Scottish accent to make sense.)
I used to feed gorillas at Chester Zoo from a distance using a golf club.
I'd drive them bananas.
Not the best joke ever by any means, but still makes me chuckle.
A machine invented to catch thieves was tested.
In UK, it caught fifty thieves in thirty minutes.
In Spain, it caught a hundred thieves in thirty minutes.
In India, the machine was stolen in fifteen minutes!
Gagfc, it was 13 minutes and 27 seconds actually. I would know.
This was a serious post:
I tend to monopolize conversations, but I understand people don't like it if you chuck fake money at them.
A bloke goes up to a prostitute and asks what she charges for sex. She replies,
"A tenner because I haven't got a womb"
Bloke asks "How do we do it then?"
She responds "Acwoss the woad up against the wailings."
- As featured in The Independent.
"Predictably, the ending of his international career did not end the argument about Pietersen's merits, as an army of informed commentators and Piers Morgan weighed in to defend or attack him."
- The Guardian's Andrew Anthony
The ICC are investigating suspicious betting patterns from prior to the 5th Ashes Test.
Apparently there were bets placed on Australia to win.
RIP Craigos. A true CW legend. You will be missed.
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