Greatest Ever Test XI: JB Hobbs, L Hutton, DG Bradman (c), IVA Richards, BC Lara, GS Sobers, AC Gilchrist (wk), Imran Khan, RJ Hadlee, MD Marshall, SK Warne 12th man: M Muralitharan
Favorite XI: WG Grace, VT Trumper, IVA Richards, DCS Compton, FMM Worrell (c), AC Gilchrist (wk), CL Cairns, SK Warne, FS Trueman, SE Bond, T Richardson 12th man: H Larwood
"Neither of them will have an international cricket career past 2016."
Blocky on Martin Guptill and Ish Sodhi. 20/11/2014.
What does an Indian fan do after he sees an Indian fast bowler bowling at 150 km/h ?
He turns off the Playstation and goes to bed
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10 cows in a field. Which one is on holiday?
The one with the wee calf.
(needs a Scottish accent to make sense.)
I used to feed gorillas at Chester Zoo from a distance using a golf club.
I'd drive them bananas.
Not the best joke ever by any means, but still makes me chuckle.
A machine invented to catch thieves was tested.
In UK, it caught fifty thieves in thirty minutes.
In Spain, it caught a hundred thieves in thirty minutes.
In India, the machine was stolen in fifteen minutes!
Gagfc, it was 13 minutes and 27 seconds actually. I would know.
I tend to monopolize conversations, but I understand people don't like it if you chuck fake money at them.
A bloke goes up to a prostitute and asks what she charges for ***. She replies,
"A tenner because I haven't got a womb"
Bloke asks "How do we do it then?"
She responds "Acwoss the woad up against the wailings."
Cricket Web's current Premier League Tipping Champion
- As featured in The Independent.
"I don't think that they'll come close to us to be honest."
- Steve Smith before the Ashes
'You will look very silly said Mr Salteena with a dry laugh.
Well so will you said Ethel in a snappy tone and she ran out of the room with a very superier run throwing out her legs behind and her arms swinging in rithum.
Well said the owner of the house she has a most idiotick run.'
The ICC are investigating suspicious betting patterns from prior to the 5th Ashes Test.
Apparently there were bets placed on Australia to win.
Originally Posted by Axl Rose
RIP Craigos. A true CW legend. You will be missed.
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