Greatest Ever Test XI: JB Hobbs, L Hutton, DG Bradman (c), IVA Richards, BC Lara, GS Sobers, AC Gilchrist (wk), Imran Khan, RJ Hadlee, MD Marshall, SK Warne 12th man: M Muralitharan
Favorite XI: WG Grace, VT Trumper, IVA Richards, DCS Compton, FMM Worrell (c), AC Gilchrist (wk), CL Cairns, SK Warne, FS Trueman, SE Bond, T Richardson 12th man: H Larwood
What does an Indian fan do after he sees an Indian fast bowler bowling at 150 km/h ?
He turns off the Playstation and goes to bed
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10 cows in a field. Which one is on holiday?
The one with the wee calf.
(needs a Scottish accent to make sense.)
I used to feed gorillas at Chester Zoo from a distance using a golf club.
I'd drive them bananas.
Not the best joke ever by any means, but still makes me chuckle.
A machine invented to catch thieves was tested.
In UK, it caught fifty thieves in thirty minutes.
In Spain, it caught a hundred thieves in thirty minutes.
In India, the machine was stolen in fifteen minutes!
Gagfc, it was 13 minutes and 27 seconds actually. I would know.
I tend to monopolize conversations, but I understand people don't like it if you chuck fake money at them.
A bloke goes up to a prostitute and asks what she charges for sex. She replies,
"A tenner because I haven't got a womb"
Bloke asks "How do we do it then?"
She responds "Acwoss the woad up against the wailings."
Cricket Web's 2013/14 Premier League Tipping Champion
- As featured in The Independent.
"The committee discussed the issue of illegal bowling actions, and believed that there are a number of bowlers currently employing suspect actions in international cricket, and that the ICC's reporting and testing procedures are not adequately scrutinising these bowlers."
- Even the ICC's own official press release thinks things must change
The ICC are investigating suspicious betting patterns from prior to the 5th Ashes Test.
Apparently there were bets placed on Australia to win.
"It was an easy decision to sign. I could have gone elsewhere, I had calls, but it never entered my mind it's not about the money."
RIP Craigos. A true CW legend. You will be missed.
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