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Greatest Ever Test XI (according to my ratings): Hobbs, Hutton, Bradman (c), Headley, Lara, Sobers, Gilchrist (wk), Hadlee, Marshall, Steyn, Muralitharan 12th man: Imran Khan
Favorite XI: Grace (c), Trumper, Richards, Lara, Compton, Gilchrist (wk), Cairns, Jessop, Warne, Bond, Trueman
Haha, I liked the object one.
Originally Posted by zaremba
What does an Indian fan do after he sees an Indian fast bowler bowling at 150 km/h ?
He turns off the Playstation and goes to bed
Last edited by Blaze 18; 21-12-2010 at 12:45 AM.
What does an Indian fan do after he sees an Indian fast bowler bowling at 150 km/h ?
He turns off the Playstation and goes to bed
10 cows in a field. Which one is on holiday?
The one with the wee calf.
(needs a Scottish accent to make sense.)
Very few people do, but the ones that do bloody love it.
I used to feed gorillas at Chester Zoo from a distance using a golf club.
I'd drive them bananas.
Appreciate Swanneh For The Genius He Is.
Bore off, seriously.
The quotes may, or may not, read differently in context
Plops Champion! Tournaments Won: 2
Direbirds FTW!
President of T.I.T.S
Tamim Is Talented Society
Not the best joke ever by any means, but still makes me chuckle.
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A machine invented to catch thieves was tested.
In UK, it caught fifty thieves in thirty minutes.
In Spain, it caught a hundred thieves in thirty minutes.
In India, the machine was stolen in fifteen minutes!
Gagfc, it was 13 minutes and 27 seconds actually. I would know.
RIP Craigos. Owe you a beer.:(
http://www.cricketweb.net/forum/2186298-post7381.html
4-0; 5-0; 4-0; 3-0; 4-0
Banter is a two way street. Deal with it.
I tend to monopolize conversations, but I understand people don't like it if you chuck fake money at them.
A bloke goes up to a prostitute and asks what she charges for sex. She replies,
"A tenner because I haven't got a womb"
Bloke asks "How do we do it then?"
She responds "Acwoss the woad up against the wailings."
- As featured in The Independent.
"This is not the time for namby-pamby promising youngsters who might just do something; not the time for building for the future. Pragmatism rules and they don't come more pragmatic than Rogers."
- Victor Marks makes the case for stiff-legged and stiff-armed 35 year old left-handers in Ashes squads
Athlai doesn't lie. And he doesn't do sarcasm either, so you know it's true!
Isn’t it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too? – Douglas Adams
The ICC are investigating suspicious betting patterns from prior to the 5th Ashes Test.
Apparently there were bets placed on Australia to win.
I'm just saying
RIP Craigos. A true CW legend. You will be missed.
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