Greatest Ever Test XI: JB Hobbs, L Hutton, DG Bradman (c), IVA Richards, BC Lara, GS Sobers, AC Gilchrist (wk), Imran Khan, RJ Hadlee, MD Marshall, SK Warne 12th man: M Muralitharan
Favorite XI: WG Grace, VT Trumper, IVA Richards, DCS Compton, FMM Worrell (c), AC Gilchrist (wk), CL Cairns, SK Warne, FS Trueman, SE Bond, T Richardson 12th man: H Larwood
"Neither of them will have an international cricket acareer past 2016."
Brocky on Martin Guptill and Ish Sodhi. 20/11/2014.
What does an Indian fan do after he sees an Indian fast bowler bowling at 150 km/h ?
He turns off the Playstation and goes to bed
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10 cows in a field. Which one is on holiday?
The one with the wee calf.
(needs a Scottish accent to make sense.)
I used to feed gorillas at Chester Zoo from a distance using a golf club.
I'd drive them bananas.
Not the best joke ever by any means, but still makes me chuckle.
A machine invented to catch thieves was tested.
In UK, it caught fifty thieves in thirty minutes.
In Spain, it caught a hundred thieves in thirty minutes.
In India, the machine was stolen in fifteen minutes!
Gagfc, it was 13 minutes and 27 seconds actually. I would know.
I tend to monopolize conversations, but I understand people don't like it if you chuck fake money at them.
A bloke goes up to a prostitute and asks what she charges for sex. She replies,
"A tenner because I haven't got a womb"
Bloke asks "How do we do it then?"
She responds "Acwoss the woad up against the wailings."
Cricket Web's 2013/14 Premier League Tipping Champion
- As featured in The Independent.
"The PFA does not represent players when they have broken the law and been convicted on non-football matters."
- Gordon Taylor in 2009 following Marlon King's release after a prison sentence for sexual assault & ABH
The ICC are investigating suspicious betting patterns from prior to the 5th Ashes Test.
Apparently there were bets placed on Australia to win.
Phillip Hughes 1988-2014
RIP Craigos. A true CW legend. You will be missed.
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