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    Oh dear.
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    Haha, I liked the object one.
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    The Filth have comfortably the better bowling. But the Gash have the batting. Might be quite good to watch.

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    What does an Indian fan do after he sees an Indian fast bowler bowling at 150 km/h ?

    He turns off the Playstation and goes to bed
    Last edited by Blaze 18; 21-12-2010 at 01:45 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blaze 18 View Post
    What does an Indian fan do after he sees an Indian fast bowler bowling at 150 km/h ?

    He turns off the Playstation and goes to bed


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    10 cows in a field. Which one is on holiday?

    The one with the wee calf.

    (needs a Scottish accent to make sense.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Uppercut View Post
    Haha, I liked the object one.
    Very few people do, but the ones that do bloody love it.
    The speed at which a fielding team gets through the innings is overrated.

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    I used to feed gorillas at Chester Zoo from a distance using a golf club.

    I'd drive them bananas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GingerFurball View Post
    10 cows in a field. Which one is on holiday?

    The one with the wee calf.

    (needs a Scottish accent to make sense.)
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    Not the best joke ever by any means, but still makes me chuckle.

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    A machine invented to catch thieves was tested.

    In UK, it caught fifty thieves in thirty minutes.
    In Spain, it caught a hundred thieves in thirty minutes.
    In India, the machine was stolen in fifteen minutes!

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    Gagfc, it was 13 minutes and 27 seconds actually. I would know.

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    I tend to monopolize conversations, but I understand people don't like it if you chuck fake money at them.

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    A bloke goes up to a prostitute and asks what she charges for sex. She replies,

    "A tenner because I haven't got a womb"

    Bloke asks "How do we do it then?"

    She responds "Acwoss the woad up against the wailings."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Athlai View Post
    If GI 'Best Poster On The Forum' Joe says it then it must be true.
    Athlai doesn't lie. And he doesn't do sarcasm either, so you know it's true!

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    @ object and flat ones.
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    The ICC are investigating suspicious betting patterns from prior to the 5th Ashes Test.

    Apparently there were bets placed on Australia to win.
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