Greatest Ever Test XI (according to my ratings): Hobbs, Hutton, Bradman (c), Headley, Lara, Sobers, Gilchrist (wk), Hadlee, Marshall, Steyn, Muralitharan 12th man: Imran Khan
Favorite XI: Grace (c), Trumper, Richards, Lara, Compton, Gilchrist (wk), Cairns, Jessop, Warne, Bond, Trueman
What does an Indian fan do after he sees an Indian fast bowler bowling at 150 km/h ?
He turns off the Playstation and goes to bed
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I used to feed gorillas at Chester Zoo from a distance using a golf club.
I'd drive them bananas.
Appreciate Swanneh For The Genius He Is.
Bore off, seriously.
Not the best joke ever by any means, but still makes me chuckle.
A machine invented to catch thieves was tested.
In UK, it caught fifty thieves in thirty minutes.
In Spain, it caught a hundred thieves in thirty minutes.
In India, the machine was stolen in fifteen minutes!
Gagfc, it was 13 minutes and 27 seconds actually. I would know.
RIP Craigos. Owe you a beer.:(
4-0; 5-0; 4-0; 3-0; 4-0
Banter is a two way street. Deal with it.
I tend to monopolize conversations, but I understand people don't like it if you chuck fake money at them.
A bloke goes up to a prostitute and asks what she charges for sex. She replies,
"A tenner because I haven't got a womb"
Bloke asks "How do we do it then?"
She responds "Acwoss the woad up against the wailings."
- As featured in The Independent.
"This is not the time for namby-pamby promising youngsters who might just do something; not the time for building for the future. Pragmatism rules and they don't come more pragmatic than Rogers."
- Victor Marks makes the case for stiff-legged and stiff-armed 35 year old left-handers in Ashes squads
The ICC are investigating suspicious betting patterns from prior to the 5th Ashes Test.
Apparently there were bets placed on Australia to win.
I'm just saying
RIP Craigos. A true CW legend. You will be missed.
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