The Lame Joke Corner - Page 6

Perm · 20-06-2007, 02:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Perm

Genuine LOL right there.

Seems I was the only one in my class to find it funny.

Fiery · 20-06-2007, 02:51 AM

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Originally Posted by JBMAC

How do you make a sausage roll?

Push it down the hill.

Now that's lame!

you're not wrong

Fiery · 21-06-2007, 08:48 PM

I found this beautiful winter poem and thought it might be a comfort to you.

It was to me, and it's very well written.

ENJOY!

" WINTER "

a poem by Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre

SH !T

It's Cold !

jot1 · 23-06-2007, 07:18 AM

A piece of string goes into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says, we don't serve string in here. The piece of string goes again and gets the same answer. It ties itself into a knot and frays the ends, goes in again and asks for a beer. The bartender asks, aren't you that piece of string that's been in here before? The piece of string answers no, I'm afraid not.

PhoenixFire · 23-06-2007, 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by jot1

A piece of string goes into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says, we don't serve string in here. The piece of string goes again and gets the same answer. It ties itself into a knot and frays the ends, goes in again and asks for a beer. The bartender asks, aren't you that piece of string that's been in here before? The piece of string answers no, I'm afraid not.

Haha genius.

NZTailender · 23-06-2007, 07:28 AM

Hahahaha, thats fantastic.

Turbinator · 23-06-2007, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by jot1

A piece of string goes into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says, we don't serve string in here. The piece of string goes again and gets the same answer. It ties itself into a knot and frays the ends, goes in again and asks for a beer. The bartender asks, aren't you that piece of string that's been in here before? The piece of string answers no, I'm afraid not.

Okay spent like 2 min tryin' ta figure it out.

I don't get it

.

jot1 · 23-06-2007, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Turbinator

Okay spent like 2 min tryin' ta figure it out.

I don't get it

.

Oi! Who'll do the honours?

Perm · 23-06-2007, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Turbinator

Okay spent like 2 min tryin' ta figure it out.

I don't get it

.

Afraid not= A frayed knot.

Turbinator · 23-06-2007, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Perm

Afraid not= A frayed knot.

Oh dear, how'd I miss that.

nightprowler10 · 23-06-2007, 07:25 PM

Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7?

Cuz 789.

Dasa · 23-06-2007, 09:53 PM

Q. Why did the tomato blush?

A. Because he saw the salad dressing.

David · 24-06-2007, 02:36 AM

What's red & white & runs through the jungle?

A coke machine.

Always makes me laugh.

Perm · 24-06-2007, 02:39 AM

What's black and white and red all over?

The newspaper.

tadeusz · 24-06-2007, 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Perm

What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin.

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Fiery Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Whangaparaoa, Auckland Posts: 10,872	I found this beautiful winter poem and thought it might be a comfort to you. It was to me, and it's very well written. ENJOY! " WINTER " a poem by Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre SH !T It's Cold !

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jot1 State Vice-Captain Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: South Africa Posts: 1,098	A piece of string goes into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says, we don't serve string in here. The piece of string goes again and gets the same answer. It ties itself into a knot and frays the ends, goes in again and asks for a beer. The bartender asks, aren't you that piece of string that's been in here before? The piece of string answers no, I'm afraid not.

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