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    Quote Originally Posted by Perm View Post
    Genuine LOL right there.
    Seems I was the only one in my class to find it funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JBMAC View Post
    How do you make a sausage roll?

    Push it down the hill.

    Now that's lame!
    you're not wrong

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    I found this beautiful winter poem and thought it might be a comfort to you.

    It was to me, and it's very well written.

    ENJOY!


    " WINTER "



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    A piece of string goes into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says, we don't serve string in here. The piece of string goes again and gets the same answer. It ties itself into a knot and frays the ends, goes in again and asks for a beer. The bartender asks, aren't you that piece of string that's been in here before? The piece of string answers no, I'm afraid not.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jot1 View Post
    A piece of string goes into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says, we don't serve string in here. The piece of string goes again and gets the same answer. It ties itself into a knot and frays the ends, goes in again and asks for a beer. The bartender asks, aren't you that piece of string that's been in here before? The piece of string answers no, I'm afraid not.
    Haha genius.
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    Hahahaha, thats fantastic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jot1 View Post
    A piece of string goes into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says, we don't serve string in here. The piece of string goes again and gets the same answer. It ties itself into a knot and frays the ends, goes in again and asks for a beer. The bartender asks, aren't you that piece of string that's been in here before? The piece of string answers no, I'm afraid not.
    Okay spent like 2 min tryin' ta figure it out.

    I don't get it .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Turbinator View Post
    Okay spent like 2 min tryin' ta figure it out.

    I don't get it .
    Oi! Who'll do the honours?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Turbinator View Post
    Okay spent like 2 min tryin' ta figure it out.

    I don't get it .
    Afraid not= A frayed knot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Perm View Post
    Afraid not= A frayed knot.


    Oh dear, how'd I miss that.

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    What's black and white and red all over?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Perm View Post
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