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    Yeah, doesn't belong in the lame joke thread, IMO. I've heard similar ones before, but still made me chuckle.

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    While I do think it's hilarious nibbs, and am definitely going to steal it, I don't really think it's appropriate for here. If you can retell it less graphically then go ahead, but have deleted the original.
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    Only a bunch of convicts having been beaten 3-0 and gone 9 tests without a win and won just 1 in 11 against England could go into the home series saying they will win. England will win in Australia again this winter as they are a better side which they have shown this summer. 3-0 doesn't lie girls.

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    Missed it. Absolutely crestfallen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by _Ed_ View Post
    Missed it. Absolutely crestfallen.
    Was the same one you were talking about here:

    Quote Originally Posted by _Ed_ View Post
    Yeah, doesn't belong in the lame joke thread, IMO. I've heard similar ones before, but still made me chuckle.


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    Multiple personalities of Ed there..
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    Oh, right. Didn't notice who had posted that one, and thought something even ruder might have followed that. Embarrassing.
    Last edited by _Ed_; 02-11-2010 at 03:37 AM.

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    You'd think that if you pulled the shell of a snail it'd make it a little quicker.
    Well I tried it the other day and if anything it was a little more sluggish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zaremba View Post
    The Filth have comfortably the better bowling. But the Gash have the batting. Might be quite good to watch.

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