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    Quote Originally Posted by BoyBrumby View Post
    Gary Glitter finished second in a paedophile contest.

    He came in a little behind.

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    How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

    None. The light bulb has to want to change itself.
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    If GI 'Best Poster On The Forum' Joe says it then it must be true.
    Athlai doesn't lie. And he doesn't do sarcasm either, so you know it's true!

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    What do an OB/GYN's and pizza delivery boys have in common?

    They can both smell it but they can't taste it.

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    How many orthopaedists does it take to screw in a light bulb??

    Two. One to hold it, another to pound it in.



    What do you call two orthopedics looking at an ECG?

    a double blind study


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    ****in' doctors!

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    A man and his wife are lying in bed.

    "Susan, I've heard about this new sex-game, it's rape-related, do you want to try it?"
    "No, not at all"
    "Excellent, that's the spirit!"
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    1) Had double pneumonia as a kid, as did my twin sis. Doctors told my parents to pray that we lived through the night. Dad said **** off, I'm an atheist, you ****s better save my kids, etc. Then prayed anyway.

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    A teacher was asking the children in her class to give a story with a moral to it. Johnny at the back put his hand up and told his story:

    "My Auntie Jean used to be in the air force and was in Iraq. One day her plane got shot down so she jumped out and pulled her parachute cord. As she descended she realised that she had a half full bottle of brandy in her pocket and as she did not want to risk breaking it and injuring herself she drunk the contents quickly and threw the bottle away. When she landed she was surrounded by 10 armed Iraqi soldiers. She quickly took her gun out and shot 6 of them. Then she was out of ammo, so she took out her knife and stabbed two of them but the blade broke on the second one. She then grabbed the other two and using air force fighting techniques broke their necks."

    The teacher looked at Johnny and said. “So what is the moral of the story then?” Johnny replied, “Don’t **** with Auntie Jean when she's pissed.”
    Quote Originally Posted by zaremba View Post
    The Filth have comfortably the better bowling. But the Gash have the batting. Might be quite good to watch.

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    How many chauvinistic men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    Answer: None.

    Let the bitch cook in dark.
    BE AFRIDI!
    Be VERY AFRIDI!!

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    "Doctor, Doctor, I can't stop singing and shaking my hips"
    "Hmm, sounds like Tom Jones syndrome"
    "Is it common?"
    "Well, It's not unusual"
    Parmi

    Avatar now by choice. 5-0 in the Ashes and all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Athlai View Post
    Jeets doesn't really deserve to be bowling.
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    Well yeah Tendy is probably better than Bradman, but Bradman was 70 years ago, if he grew up in the modern era he'd still easily be the best. Though he wasn't, can understand the argument for Tendy even though I don't agree.
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    Just got an SMS. One of the worst jokes ever.

    I just went to a store looking for to buy GTA. The sales assistant girl wanted me to describe it to her. I told her that it's about a black man driving around with a rod,crashing cars,****ing whores and evading police. The stupid bitch gave me TIGER WOODS PGA TOUR 2010.
    Last edited by Teja.; 14-10-2010 at 01:09 PM.

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    That's awesome.

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    Pope prays to god for the rescue of miners trapped in Chile - thats ironic, I have been praying for the minors to be rescued from you for a looooong time.



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