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Old 19-09-2010, 05:19 AM   #781 (permalink)
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Just repeated this to my flatmate, and she slammed her head against the wall. Top work Ed.
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Old 19-09-2010, 11:44 AM   #782 (permalink)
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Sorry for the ignorance, but are people coming up with these themselves or ripping them from comedians and websites?
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Old 19-09-2010, 11:59 AM   #783 (permalink)
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Apparently the Chilean government isn't paying the trapped minors whilst they are stuck. In fact, the only people with a worse record for screwing minors is the Catholic Church
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Old 19-09-2010, 02:00 PM   #784 (permalink)
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Sorry for the ignorance, but are people coming up with these themselves or ripping them from comedians and websites?
I generally get texted the ones I post. Have never written a joke ever.
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Old 24-09-2010, 05:43 AM   #785 (permalink)
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What do you call someone who doesn't know what the golden ratio is?

No φdea.
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Old 24-09-2010, 05:46 AM   #786 (permalink)
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What do you call someone who doesn't know what the golden ratio is?

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You know, you don't need to take the thread title literally.
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Old 24-09-2010, 05:52 AM   #787 (permalink)
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You know, you don't need to take the thread title literally.
Ouch. That hurt, Joe.
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Old 24-09-2010, 07:45 AM   #788 (permalink)
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Ouch. That hurt, Joe.
Sorry, Manee. Not going to let obscure science/maths/alchemy 'jokes' ruin this thread tbh
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Old 24-09-2010, 09:26 AM   #789 (permalink)
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After the bridge collapse fiasco, Suresh Kalmadi decided to hang himself in a house in the CWG village.













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Old 24-09-2010, 09:31 AM   #790 (permalink)
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Reports suggest that Prince Charles is engaged in efforts to convince Queen Elizabeth to attend the Games.











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Old 24-09-2010, 11:37 AM   #791 (permalink)
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Gary Glitter finished second in a paedophile contest.

He came in a little behind.
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Old 24-09-2010, 11:42 AM   #792 (permalink)
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Old 25-09-2010, 03:49 AM   #793 (permalink)
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A suicide bomber blew himself up in his local Tesco.

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Old 25-09-2010, 09:33 AM   #794 (permalink)
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