Sorry for the ignorance, but are people coming up with these themselves or ripping them from comedians and websites?
The speed at which a fielding team gets through the innings is overrated.
Cricket Web's current Premier League Tipping Champion
- As featured in The Independent.
"I don't think that they'll come close to us to be honest."
- Steve Smith before the Ashes
What do you call someone who doesn't know what the golden ratio is?
'You will look very silly said Mr Salteena with a dry laugh.
Well so will you said Ethel in a snappy tone and she ran out of the room with a very superier run throwing out her legs behind and her arms swinging in rithum.
Well said the owner of the house she has a most idiotick run.'
After the bridge collapse fiasco, Suresh Kalmadi decided to hang himself in a house in the CWG village.
The ceiling broke.
Reports suggest that Prince Charles is engaged in efforts to convince Queen Elizabeth to attend the Games.
Only chance he has to be King, tbh.
Gary Glitter finished second in a paedophile contest.
He came in a little behind.
so so horrible.
Forever 63* at the SCG
A suicide bomber blew himself up in his local Tesco.
Eye witnesses say he was all over the shop.
Man in a library: Have you got any books on underage dwarf ***?
Librarian: How ****ing low can you get?
Man: That's the one.
Everyone wants to change the world, noone wants to change himself.
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