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    Quote Originally Posted by _Ed_ View Post
    What do you call something that isn't related to elephants?
    Irrelephant.

    Just repeated this to my flatmate, and she slammed her head against the wall. Top work Ed.
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    Jeets doesn't really deserve to be bowling.
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    Well yeah Tendy is probably better than Bradman, but Bradman was 70 years ago, if he grew up in the modern era he'd still easily be the best. Though he wasn't, can understand the argument for Tendy even though I don't agree.
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    Sorry for the ignorance, but are people coming up with these themselves or ripping them from comedians and websites?
    The speed at which a fielding team gets through the innings is overrated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manee View Post
    Sorry for the ignorance, but are people coming up with these themselves or ripping them from comedians and websites?
    I generally get texted the ones I post. Have never written a joke ever.
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    What do you call someone who doesn't know what the golden ratio is?

    No φdea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manee View Post
    What do you call someone who doesn't know what the golden ratio is?

    No φdea.
    You know, you don't need to take the thread title literally.
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    If GI 'Best Poster On The Forum' Joe says it then it must be true.
    Athlai doesn't lie. And he doesn't do sarcasm either, so you know it's true!

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    Quote Originally Posted by G.I.Joe View Post
    You know, you don't need to take the thread title literally.
    Ouch. That hurt, Joe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manee View Post
    Ouch. That hurt, Joe.
    Sorry, Manee. Not going to let obscure science/maths/alchemy 'jokes' ruin this thread tbh

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    After the bridge collapse fiasco, Suresh Kalmadi decided to hang himself in a house in the CWG village.













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    Reports suggest that Prince Charles is engaged in efforts to convince Queen Elizabeth to attend the Games.











    Only chance he has to be King, tbh.

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    Gary Glitter finished second in a paedophile contest.

    He came in a little behind.

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    so so horrible.
    RIP Craigos

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    A suicide bomber blew himself up in his local Tesco.

    Eye witnesses say he was all over the shop.

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