Sorry for the ignorance, but are people coming up with these themselves or ripping them from comedians and websites?
The speed at which a fielding team gets through the innings is overrated.
Cricket Web's 2013/14 Premier League Tipping Champion
- As featured in The Independent.
"I don't believe a word of Pietersen's book, but then I don't believe a word anyone else has said either."
- Simon Barnes renders further comment on KP's autobiography superfluous in a sentence
What do you call someone who doesn't know what the golden ratio is?
After the bridge collapse fiasco, Suresh Kalmadi decided to hang himself in a house in the CWG village.
The ceiling broke.
Reports suggest that Prince Charles is engaged in efforts to convince Queen Elizabeth to attend the Games.
Only chance he has to be King, tbh.
Gary Glitter finished second in a paedophile contest.
He came in a little behind.
so so horrible.
A suicide bomber blew himself up in his local Tesco.
Eye witnesses say he was all over the shop.
Man in a library: Have you got any books on underage dwarf sex?
Librarian: How ****ing low can you get?
Man: That's the one.
Everyone wants to change the world, noone wants to change himself.
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