The Lame Joke Corner - Page 52

cover drive man · 11-09-2010, 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyBrumby

My girlfriend has got the dreaded, "Big C".

It's ok tho, her arsehole is still nice and tight.

blahblahblah · 11-09-2010, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyBrumby

My girlfriend has got the dreaded, "Big C".

It's ok tho, her arsehole is still nice and tight.

BoyBrumby · 16-09-2010, 11:07 AM

I was asked to go and see my ex-girlfriend today. One thing lead to another and we ended up having sex.

The Police weren't too pleased. I was only meant to be identifying her body.

cover drive man · 16-09-2010, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyBrumby

I was asked to go and see my ex-girlfriend today. One thing lead to another and we ended up having sex.

The Police weren't too pleased. I was only meant to be identifying her body.

Oh god, it's getting worse

G.I.Joe · 16-09-2010, 11:43 AM

I wouldn't have seen that coming in a hundred tries

vcs · 16-09-2010, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vcs

A billy goat got loose in a Hollywood film studio and ate a reel of "Gone with the Wind." Another goat asked him how he liked it. Replied the first: "I thought the book was better."

Nobody laughed at this. I thought it was really funny.

G.I.Joe · 16-09-2010, 12:06 PM

It wasn't dirty

Shri · 16-09-2010, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vcs

Nobody laughed at this. I thought it was really funny.

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El Nino · 16-09-2010, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyBrumby

I was asked to go and see my ex-girlfriend today. One thing lead to another and we ended up having sex.

The Police weren't too pleased. I was only meant to be identifying her body.

!!

BoyBrumby · 18-09-2010, 05:08 AM

My mate reckons he's got six testicles.

I think that's a load of bollocks.

Johnners · 18-09-2010, 05:32 AM

A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she
needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, 'Before we begin, I'll
need to ask a few questions.'
He-getst1er name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, 'What is
your occupation?'
The woman replies, 'I'm a whore.' .
The accountant balks and says, 'No, no, no. That will never work. That is much
too crass. Let's try to rephrase that.'
The woman, 'OK, I'm a prostitute.'
'No, that is still too crude. Try again.'
They both think for a minute, then the woman states, 'I'm a chicken farmer.'
The accountant asks, 'What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore
or a prostitute?'
'Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year.'

cpr · 18-09-2010, 09:04 AM

Lad next to me had to talk a certain British pornstar through her tax return.... Apparently she's a singer/model, according to her job description. Lets just say googling her and clicking her website was definately NSFW.

Themer · 18-09-2010, 03:33 PM

As a young boy I was concerned with the Earth, how we was damaging it with pollution. I was worried for the welfare for all the endangered species, how we were eradicating whole species with every skyscraper we built or every gas-guzzling car was made. I feared for poor, underprivileged children in far away countries that didn't have clean water and were dying of horrible diseases.

Then I discovered wanking.

LongHopCassidy · 19-09-2010, 12:27 AM

Way to worsen the problem with nocturnal emissions.

_Ed_ · 19-09-2010, 03:39 AM

What do you call something that isn't related to elephants?
Irrelephant.

16-09-2010, 11:07 AM	#768 (permalink)
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