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    It doesn't matter how many hot birds you clone, you'll still have to settle for the ugly ones

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    True, but I can get two. A 5 + 5 = at least a seven IMO.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Manee View Post
    "FFS" is not an appropriate response, imo, considering just how many people think it is used as a genuine analogy for quantum mechanics, to be taken literally and seriously.
    I don't really think many people believe that there is an actual cat which is actually both alive and dead.


    Lame Joke: How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?

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    The Filth have comfortably the better bowling. But the Gash have the batting. Might be quite good to watch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by silentstriker View Post
    I don't really think many people believe that there is an actual cat which is actually both alive and dead.


    Lame Joke: How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?

    That took me 3 reads.... crap


    Pretty good though
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    Quote Originally Posted by GeraintIsMyHero View Post
    Oi, this is supposed to be a funny thread, stop boring me with all this bollocks, all of you
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    What did St Patrick say as he was driving the snakes out of Ireland?


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    Quote Originally Posted by silentstriker View Post

    One word: cloning.

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    Oh my.

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    Should not have been swallowing a mouthful of beer while reading that one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Athlai View Post
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