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  1. 02-09-2010, 04:02 PM #751
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    True, but I can get two. A 5 + 5 = at least a seven IMO.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Manee View Post
    "FFS" is not an appropriate response, imo, considering just how many people think it is used as a genuine analogy for quantum mechanics, to be taken literally and seriously.
    I don't really think many people believe that there is an actual cat which is actually both alive and dead.


    Lame Joke: How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?
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  5. 02-09-2010, 05:02 PM #755
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    I knew telling that joke was a bad idea.
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    The Filth have comfortably the better bowling. But the Gash have the batting. Might be quite good to watch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by silentstriker View Post
    I don't really think many people believe that there is an actual cat which is actually both alive and dead.


    Lame Joke: How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?

    That took me 3 reads.... crap


    Pretty good though
    "All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher." - Ambrose Bierce
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    Quote Originally Posted by GeraintIsMyHero View Post
    Oi, this is supposed to be a funny thread, stop boring me with all this bollocks, all of you
    I got in an argument with a hermaphrodite the other day, told it to go **** itself.
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    What did St Patrick say as he was driving the snakes out of Ireland?


    "Are you fellers alright in the back there?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by silentstriker View Post

    One word: cloning.

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    Should not have been swallowing a mouthful of beer while reading that one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Athlai View Post
    If GI 'Best Poster On The Forum' Joe says it then it must be true.
    Athlai doesn't lie. And he doesn't do sarcasm either, so you know it's true!
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