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    Quote Originally Posted by _Ed_ View Post
    But a funny joke in my opinion.
    As long as you're laughing at him, and not with him.
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    Q: What happens when you throw a monkey off a cliff?

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    Well yeah Tendy is probably better than Bradman, but Bradman was 70 years ago, if he grew up in the modern era he'd still easily be the best. Though he wasn't, can understand the argument for Tendy even though I don't agree.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeathDavisSpeed View Post
    As long as you're laughing at him, and not with him.
    Absolutely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flem274* View Post
    Q: What happens when you throw a monkey off a cliff?

    A: It dies
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    Quote Originally Posted by cover drive man View Post
    I have but I appreciate the apology. If it was serious.
    Haha dire. As if he didn't say he was serious enough times.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Matteh View Post
    Haha dire. As if he didn't say he was serious enough times.
    Sorry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flem274* View Post
    Q: What happens when you throw a monkey off a cliff?

    A: It dies
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    Why are old people like slinkies?


    They're both of no real use, but are fun to watch fall down stairs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoyBrumby View Post
    Why are old people like slinkies?


    They're both of no real use, but are fun to watch fall down stairs.

    Kind of like small children and stupid people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NZTailender View Post
    Kind of like small children and stupid people.
    Or Australians, T*ttenham fans....it's a universal joke.

    Anyway:

    What's the difference between chav boys & chav girls?


    -Chav girls have higher sperm counts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoyBrumby View Post
    Or Australians, T*ttenham fans....it's a universal joke.

    Anyway:

    What's the difference between chav boys & chav girls?


    -Chav girls have higher sperm counts.
    Hahahahaha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoyBrumby View Post
    What's the difference between chav boys & chav girls?


    -Chav girls have higher sperm counts.
    Genuine LOL right there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BoyBrumby View Post
    What's the difference between chav boys & chav girls?


    -Chav girls have higher sperm counts.
    Quote Originally Posted by flibbertyjibber View Post
    Only a bunch of convicts having been beaten 3-0 and gone 9 tests without a win and won just 1 in 11 against England could go into the home series saying they will win. England will win in Australia again this winter as they are a better side which they have shown this summer. 3-0 doesn't lie girls.

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    How do you make a sausage roll?

    Push it down the hill.

    Now that's lame!
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