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Old 08-06-2007, 05:06 AM   #61 (permalink)
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But a funny joke in my opinion.
As long as you're laughing at him, and not with him.
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Old 08-06-2007, 05:07 AM   #62 (permalink)
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Q: What happens when you throw a monkey off a cliff?

A: It dies
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Old 08-06-2007, 05:39 AM   #63 (permalink)
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As long as you're laughing at him, and not with him.
Absolutely.
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Old 08-06-2007, 05:52 AM   #64 (permalink)
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Old 08-06-2007, 06:08 AM   #65 (permalink)
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I have but I appreciate the apology. If it was serious.
Haha dire. As if he didn't say he was serious enough times.
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Old 08-06-2007, 06:14 AM   #66 (permalink)
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Haha dire. As if he didn't say he was serious enough times.
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Old 08-06-2007, 05:28 PM   #67 (permalink)
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Old 19-06-2007, 04:32 AM   #68 (permalink)
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How does a monkey make a toastie?








It puts it under a gorilla.
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Old 19-06-2007, 04:35 AM   #69 (permalink)
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Why are old people like slinkies?


They're both of no real use, but are fun to watch fall down stairs.

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They're both of no real use, but are fun to watch fall down stairs.
Kind of like small children and stupid people.
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Old 19-06-2007, 04:38 AM   #71 (permalink)
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Kind of like small children and stupid people.
Or Australians, T*ttenham fans....it's a universal joke.

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What's the difference between chav boys & chav girls?


-Chav girls have higher sperm counts.
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Or Australians, T*ttenham fans....it's a universal joke.

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What's the difference between chav boys & chav girls?


-Chav girls have higher sperm counts.
Hahahahaha.
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Old 19-06-2007, 04:40 AM   #73 (permalink)
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What's the difference between chav boys & chav girls?


-Chav girls have higher sperm counts.
Genuine LOL right there.
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What's the difference between chav boys & chav girls?


-Chav girls have higher sperm counts.
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How do you make a sausage roll?

Push it down the hill.

Now that's lame!
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