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    If GI 'Best Poster On The Forum' Joe says it then it must be true.
    Athlai doesn't lie. And he doesn't do sarcasm either, so you know it's true!

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    Doctor Weltzer is here tonight, wonderful doctor. Gave a guy 6 months to live, couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another 6 months. [Goodfellas]
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    A man with cornflakes on his cock has been arrested.

    Police believe he's a cereal rapist.
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    Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.
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    The Filth have comfortably the better bowling. But the Gash have the batting. Might be quite good to watch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uppercut View Post
    Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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    I have just filmed my girlfriend using her toes to bring me off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uppercut View Post
    Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.
    How can it walk into a bar if it's in a box?
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    1) Had double pneumonia as a kid, as did my twin sis. Doctors told my parents to pray that we lived through the night. Dad said **** off, I'm an atheist, you ****s better save my kids, etc. Then prayed anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhoenixFire View Post
    How can it walk into a bar if it's in a box?
    I swear its not in the box.
    The speed at which a fielding team gets through the innings is overrated.

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    But it's dead anyway so it doesn't matter.

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    A billy goat got loose in a Hollywood film studio and ate a reel of "Gone with the Wind." Another goat asked him how he liked it. Replied the first: "I thought the book was better."

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    Q. Where does Superman get his attire from?

    A. Cape Town

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    Haha *funky drum beat*

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    Sorry if I'm completely off the mark here, but the cat isn't alive and dead at the same time, it's either dead or alive depending on whether an atom decays. It's only fifty/fifty from our view isn't it? Like betting on red in roulette but not looking at the result. I'm probably completely off the mark here though.

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    Although betting on red in roullete is 18/37 (9/19 for american roulette) not 50/50

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