Stick to the smutty ones, BB
Doctor Weltzer is here tonight, wonderful doctor. Gave a guy 6 months to live, couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another 6 months. [Goodfellas]
Everyone wants to change the world, noone wants to change himself.
A man with cornflakes on his cock has been arrested.
Police believe he's a cereal rapist.
Cricket Web's 2013/14 Premier League Tipping Champion
- As featured in The Independent.
"The PFA does not represent players when they have broken the law and been convicted on non-football matters."
- Gordon Taylor in 2009 following Marlon King's release after a prison sentence for sexual assault & ABH
What has one horn and gives milk?
A Milk truck
Avatar now by choice. 5-0 in the Ashes and all.
I have just filmed my girlfriend using her toes to bring me off.
Nice bit of footage.
But it's dead anyway so it doesn't matter.
A billy goat got loose in a Hollywood film studio and ate a reel of "Gone with the Wind." Another goat asked him how he liked it. Replied the first: "I thought the book was better."
Q. Where does Superman get his attire from?
A. Cape Town
Haha *funky drum beat*
Sorry if I'm completely off the mark here, but the cat isn't alive and dead at the same time, it's either dead or alive depending on whether an atom decays. It's only fifty/fifty from our view isn't it? Like betting on red in roulette but not looking at the result. I'm probably completely off the mark here though.
Although betting on red in roullete is 18/37 (9/19 for american roulette) not 50/50
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