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The teacher answered "Why do you ask that?"
Johnny replied "Yesterday, I heard my dad say sweetheart open your legs."
Little Johnny once asked his teacher "Do hearts have legs?."
The teacher answered "Why do you ask that?"
Johnny replied "Yesterday, I heard my dad say sweetheart open your legs."
RIP Craigos. Owe you a beer.:(
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Banter is a two way street. Deal with it.
Originally Posted by nightprowler10
No, that's not true at all.
"What's wrong with me, doc?" asks the patient. "My balls have turned blue!"
The doctor examines him and says his testicles need to be removed- or else he'll die.
"I can't let you do that!" the patient cries.
"Do you want to die?" the doctor asks. So the patient glumly consents to have his sack snipped off.
Two weeks later the patient comes back. "Doc, now my penis has turned blue!" The doctor examines him and reaches the same conclusion: his penis must go.
The man begins to cry. "How will I pee?" "We'll install a plastic pipe," says the doctor. "You don't want to die, do you?"
Racked with grief, the man consents.
"Doc! The pipe turned blue! What the hell is happening to me?!"
"Well, I'm not really sure," admits the doctor. "Wait...do you wear jeans?"
Athlai doesn't lie. And he doesn't do sarcasm either, so you know it's true!
<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
<Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> **** me<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
<goatboy> what?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> er?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> and?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> ...
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> i dont get it
<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
<goatboy> bastard<Locl-Yocl> I helped the EMTs at a car wreck and got blood all over my arms and shirt. It looked like I murdered 20 people with a fork... anyway, I walked into a convieniance store down the street and said my girlfriend needs a tampon. The guy at the counter was mortified.<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough.
bash.orgMike3285: wtf is a palindrome
MaroonSand: no its not dude
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Genuine lols.
Appreciate Swanneh For The Genius He Is.
Bore off, seriously.
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Why do anarchists drink Earl Grey?
Because all proper tea is theft.
- As featured in The Independent.
"This is not the time for namby-pamby promising youngsters who might just do something; not the time for building for the future. Pragmatism rules and they don't come more pragmatic than Rogers."
- Victor Marks makes the case for stiff-legged and stiff-armed 35 year old left-handers in Ashes squads
Why was the man arrested for waiting in the Big Top?
He was loitering within tent.
Thank you, you're too kind!
Cheers mate, just felt really down.
No, that's not true at all.
Can't decide on a signature? Why not Zoidberg?
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RIP Craigos
Why is anal sex like cabbage?
- If you were forced to have it as a child you probably won't enjoy it much as an adult.
Yeti Sports 1.5 Champion!
That's terrible!
Celebrating the defining moments of CW:
JMAS- What a guyJono: And no one likes your idea because its ****ty American poo.
Nnanden: Same, but that's because Andy OWNS MY SOUL
silentstriker: I'll start fishing for compliments when I can see all of my junk when I look down.
Have you been tested?
In memory of Fardin Qayyumi, a true legend of CW
Why is anal sex like cabbage?
- If you were forced to have it as a child you probably won't enjoy it much as an adult.
Yeah, completely understood. No need to explain yourself. Hope that awful feeling has passed now.
But this, on the other hand, is inexcusable. You've got a lot to answer for here.Why was the man arrested for waiting in the Big Top?
He was loitering within tent.
Thank you, you're too kind!
My non-traditional Sunday lunch just made me think of this old one:
Why is KFC like foreplay?
-When you've finished you have a greasy box to put your bone into.
Yeti Sports 1.5 Champion! Reminds me of one of my favourites:
What do KFC and women have in common?
Once you get past the breasts and thighs, all you've got is a greasy box.
This guy came up to me on the street and called me a chicken.
I didn't want any trouble so i crossed the road.
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