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    Quote Originally Posted by BoyBrumby View Post
    As the post has been reported I'll apologise now for any offence caused to cdm or any other gay members.
    You better be careful he'll be reporting this post soon!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BoyBrumby View Post
    As the post has been reported I'll apologise now for any offence caused to cdm or any other gay members.
    Almost made me choke on my gatorade that one. Post reported for being hazardous to my health.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DCC_legend View Post
    You better be careful he'll be reporting this post soon!
    I have but I appreciate the apology. If it was serious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cover drive man View Post
    I have but I appreciate the apology. If it was serious.
    Ok, so you castigate me for homophobia (a suggestion I absolutely refute, by the way) and now report a post where I've included an ambiguous sentence that could be read as me suggesting you were gay. If even the vaguest implication that you might be gay upsets you so much I'd suggest your own attitude towards gay people might not quite such a paragon of politically correct rectitude.

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    Time to come down CDM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by andyc View Post


    Time to come down CDM.
    Yeah good call.
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    Quote Originally Posted by andyc View Post


    Time to come down CDM.
    Haha ok.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cover drive man View Post
    Haha ok.
    Glad to see you took it all in good humour mate

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    Quote Originally Posted by Perm View Post
    Glad to see you took it all in good humour mate
    Accusing someone of homophobia is 'good humour'?
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    Quote Originally Posted by cameeel View Post
    Accusing someone of homophobia is 'good humour'?
    I was actually referring to the high horse picture and BB's post just previous to that. CDM could've easily dropped his lip and got snotty but he didn't, so full credit to him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Perm View Post
    I was actually referring to the high horse picture and BB's post just previous to that. CDM could've easily dropped his lip and got snotty but he didn't, so full credit to him.
    Surely once the inappropriate comment is made (in a forum where the comment can be deleted from all but mods) it doesn't matter how the poster takes the criticism. If the post was regretted it's easy enough to edit or remove it.

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    Jesse Ryder = Lame joke of the day
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeathDavisSpeed View Post
    Jesse Ryder = Lame joke of the day
    But a funny joke in my opinion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cameeel View Post
    Surely once the inappropriate comment is made (in a forum where the comment can be deleted from all but mods) it doesn't matter how the poster takes the criticism. If the post was regretted it's easy enough to edit or remove it.
    Meh, I'm not going to get into a big debate about it as it doesn't worry me too much. It's all in the past.

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