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Old 07-06-2007, 09:53 AM   #31 (permalink)
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No, they're quite clearly different concepts...

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Old 07-06-2007, 09:54 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Homophobia is the same as racism in my opinion.
I'm not homophobic. I'm not afraid of me house.*


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Old 07-06-2007, 10:42 AM   #33 (permalink)
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I've posted 'em before on CW, but they still amuse me:

Did you hear about the gay man who worked at the sperm bank?

- He was fired for drinking on the job


Did you hear about the gay teenager who ran away from home?

-He didn't like the way he was being reared.

Just a thought, but haven't you been told off for posting them before on CW?
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Old 07-06-2007, 10:47 AM   #34 (permalink)
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Just a thought, but haven't you been told off for posting them before on CW?
Don't think so. At least I hope not.

Got my knuckles rapped for my "naked bloke tied to tree" gag IIRC.
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Old 07-06-2007, 12:15 PM   #35 (permalink)
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No, they're quite clearly different concepts...
I meant there as bad as ech other.
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Old 07-06-2007, 12:38 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Where's as bad as each other?
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Old 07-06-2007, 01:06 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Whats brown and sticky?

A stick
That's one of my all time faves. Here's a couple I'm pretty sure I've contributed to the "Joke Of The Day" thread, but anyway.

Q. What's yellow and tastes like piss?
A. Piss.

Q. What should you do if you have a rubber trumpet?
A. Join a rubber band.

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I've posted 'em before on CW, but they still amuse me:

Did you hear about the gay man who worked at the sperm bank?

- He was fired for drinking on the job


Did you hear about the gay teenager who ran away from home?

-He didn't like the way he was being reared.
I find both of these jokes hilarious and so do all my friends. Absolute classics.
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Homophobia is the same as racism in my opinion. Post reported.
I don't think that BB is homophobic mate, he just had a couple of jokes that he thought were funny.
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As the post has been reported I'll apologise now for any offence caused to cdm or any other gay members.

Yes, that was a cheap shot, but the first part is sincere. However two inoffensive jokes which turn on (admittedly weak) puns are no more homophobic than Englishmen, Irishmen & Scotsmen jokes are racist or blonde jokes are sexist.
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As the post has been reported I'll apologise now for any offence caused to cdm or any other gay members.

Yes, that was a cheap shot, but the first part is sincere. However two inoffensive jokes which turn on (admittedly weak) puns are no more homophobic than Englishmen, Irishmen & Scotsmen jokes are racist or blonde jokes are sexist.
Exactly.

So according to CDM logic me finding those jokes funny means I'm racist?

Not a hit out at CDM that isn't.
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As the post has been reported I'll apologise now for any offence caused to cdm or any other gay members.

Yes, that was a cheap shot, but the first part is sincere. However two inoffensive jokes which turn on (admittedly weak) puns are no more homophobic than Englishmen, Irishmen & Scotsmen jokes are racist or blonde jokes are sexist.
Haha, love the implications caused by the wording of the first sentence.
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Haha, love the implications caused by the wording of the first sentence.
Found the same thing quite amusing, thought I'd let it pass by though incase cdm took offense to it.
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Haha, love the implications caused by the wording of the first sentence.
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Found the same thing quite amusing, thought I'd let it pass by though incase cdm took offense to it.
Entirely deliberate (see my "cheap shot" remark).

But I am serious when I say I apologise for any offence caused.
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