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    No, they're quite clearly different concepts...

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    Or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cover drive man View Post
    Homophobia is the same as racism in my opinion.
    I'm not homophobic. I'm not afraid of me house.*


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    Quote Originally Posted by BoyBrumby View Post
    I've posted 'em before on CW, but they still amuse me:

    Did you hear about the gay man who worked at the sperm bank?

    - He was fired for drinking on the job


    Did you hear about the gay teenager who ran away from home?

    -He didn't like the way he was being reared.

    Just a thought, but haven't you been told off for posting them before on CW?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jamee999 View Post
    Just a thought, but haven't you been told off for posting them before on CW?
    Don't think so. At least I hope not.

    Got my knuckles rapped for my "naked bloke tied to tree" gag IIRC.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jamee999 View Post
    No, they're quite clearly different concepts...

    I meant there as bad as ech other.
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    Where's as bad as each other?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jamee999 View Post
    Where's as bad as each other?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KiWiNiNjA View Post
    Whats brown and sticky?

    A stick
    That's one of my all time faves. Here's a couple I'm pretty sure I've contributed to the "Joke Of The Day" thread, but anyway.

    Q. What's yellow and tastes like piss?
    A. Piss.

    Q. What should you do if you have a rubber trumpet?
    A. Join a rubber band.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoyBrumby View Post
    I've posted 'em before on CW, but they still amuse me:

    Did you hear about the gay man who worked at the sperm bank?

    - He was fired for drinking on the job


    Did you hear about the gay teenager who ran away from home?

    -He didn't like the way he was being reared.
    I find both of these jokes hilarious and so do all my friends. Absolute classics.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cover drive man View Post
    Homophobia is the same as racism in my opinion. Post reported.
    I don't think that BB is homophobic mate, he just had a couple of jokes that he thought were funny.

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    As the post has been reported I'll apologise now for any offence caused to cdm or any other gay members.

    Yes, that was a cheap shot, but the first part is sincere. However two inoffensive jokes which turn on (admittedly weak) puns are no more homophobic than Englishmen, Irishmen & Scotsmen jokes are racist or blonde jokes are sexist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoyBrumby View Post
    As the post has been reported I'll apologise now for any offence caused to cdm or any other gay members.

    Yes, that was a cheap shot, but the first part is sincere. However two inoffensive jokes which turn on (admittedly weak) puns are no more homophobic than Englishmen, Irishmen & Scotsmen jokes are racist or blonde jokes are sexist.
    Exactly.

    So according to CDM logic me finding those jokes funny means I'm racist?

    Not a hit out at CDM that isn't.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BoyBrumby View Post
    As the post has been reported I'll apologise now for any offence caused to cdm or any other gay members.

    Yes, that was a cheap shot, but the first part is sincere. However two inoffensive jokes which turn on (admittedly weak) puns are no more homophobic than Englishmen, Irishmen & Scotsmen jokes are racist or blonde jokes are sexist.
    Haha, love the implications caused by the wording of the first sentence.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Matteh View Post
    Haha, love the implications caused by the wording of the first sentence.
    Found the same thing quite amusing, thought I'd let it pass by though incase cdm took offense to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matteh View Post
    Haha, love the implications caused by the wording of the first sentence.
    Quote Originally Posted by Perm View Post
    Found the same thing quite amusing, thought I'd let it pass by though incase cdm took offense to it.
    Entirely deliberate (see my "cheap shot" remark).

    But I am serious when I say I apologise for any offence caused.

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