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    How do you put a elephant in the fridge?



    Open the door and put the elephant in?


    Wrong you take the giraffe out and put the elephant in.
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    The Lion King holds a meeting for all the animals who isn't there?


    The Lion King?


    Wrong the elephant because he's in the fridge.

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    The last in my series of jokes.

    Your on a bridge and you fall into crocidile infested waters how do you survive?

    Swim?


    Wrong the crocodiles aren't there they are at the Lion King meeting

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    How do you get 100,000 Pikachus into a mini?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KiWiNiNjA View Post
    What sits in the corner getting redder and redder, and smaller and smaller?

    A baby with a potato peeler.
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    What do you do when you see a baby swinging around on a clothesline?

    Stop it with a spade.
    Haha. I have so many inappropriate dead baby jokes, but family forum and all.

    Anyway... Why haven't I seen Pirates of the Caribbean 3 yet?






    Cause it's rated arrrggghhh
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    Dead baby jokes are the best, but you have a fair point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NZTailender View Post
    This guy was walking down the street, and he was passing this building when he saw a ladder leaning up against it, with a sign saying "CLIMB TO SUCCESS"
    So they guy climbed it, got to the roof, and saw a naked man sitting there.
    The guy goes "who are you?"
    The naked man says "I'm Cess."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spitfires_Fan View Post
    A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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    Why did the chicken cross the playground?






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    What do you get when you cross a monster wearing a hat?

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    Whats brown and sticky?

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    Quote Originally Posted by andyc View Post
    Haha. I have so many inappropriate dead baby jokes, but family forum and all.

    Anyway... Why haven't I seen Pirates of the Caribbean 3 yet?






    Cause it's rated arrrggghhh
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    Is it wrong that I found about half of these quite funny?

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    I've posted 'em before on CW, but they still amuse me:

    Did you hear about the gay man who worked at the sperm bank?

    - He was fired for drinking on the job


    Did you hear about the gay teenager who ran away from home?

    -He didn't like the way he was being reared.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BoyBrumby View Post
    I've posted 'em before on CW, but they still amuse me:

    Did you hear about the gay man who worked at the sperm bank?

    - He was fired for drinking on the job


    Did you hear about the gay teenager who ran away from home?

    -He didn't like the way he was being reared.
    Homophobia is the same as racism in my opinion. Post reported.
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