The Lame Joke Corner - Page 2

cover drive man · 07-06-2007, 04:38 AM

How do you put a elephant in the fridge?

Open the door and put the elephant in?

Wrong you take the giraffe out and put the elephant in.

cover drive man · 07-06-2007, 04:39 AM

The Lion King holds a meeting for all the animals who isn't there?

The Lion King?

Wrong the elephant because he's in the fridge.

cover drive man · 07-06-2007, 04:41 AM

The last in my series of jokes.

Your on a bridge and you fall into crocidile infested waters how do you survive?

Swim?

Wrong the crocodiles aren't there they are at the Lion King meeting

Perm · 07-06-2007, 04:44 AM

How do you get 100,000 Pikachus into a mini?

Pokemon.

andyc · 07-06-2007, 04:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KiWiNiNjA

What sits in the corner getting redder and redder, and smaller and smaller?

A baby with a potato peeler.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Perm

What do you do when you see a baby swinging around on a clothesline?

Stop it with a spade.

Haha. I have so many inappropriate dead baby jokes, but family forum and all.

Anyway... Why haven't I seen Pirates of the Caribbean 3 yet?

Cause it's rated arrrggghhh

Perm · 07-06-2007, 04:48 AM

Dead baby jokes are the best, but you have a fair point.

nightprowler10 · 07-06-2007, 04:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NZTailender

This guy was walking down the street, and he was passing this building when he saw a ladder leaning up against it, with a sign saying "CLIMB TO SUCCESS"
So they guy climbed it, got to the roof, and saw a naked man sitting there.
The guy goes "who are you?"
The naked man says "I'm Cess."

Genuine LOL.

nightprowler10 · 07-06-2007, 04:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spitfires_Fan

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

tadeusz · 07-06-2007, 08:30 AM

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

andmark · 07-06-2007, 08:34 AM

What do you get when you cross a monster wearing a hat?

A monster wearing a hat.

(Yes this post is in the the Jest

)

KiWiNiNjA · 07-06-2007, 08:41 AM

Whats brown and sticky?

A stick

1-9-7-7 · 07-06-2007, 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by andyc

Haha. I have so many inappropriate dead baby jokes, but family forum and all.

Anyway... Why haven't I seen Pirates of the Caribbean 3 yet?

Cause it's rated arrrggghhh

Damn you stole my one

Why do sea gulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bay gulls

The Baconator · 07-06-2007, 09:13 AM

Is it wrong that I found about half of these quite funny?

BoyBrumby · 07-06-2007, 09:26 AM

I've posted 'em before on CW, but they still amuse me:

Did you hear about the gay man who worked at the sperm bank?

- He was fired for drinking on the job

Did you hear about the gay teenager who ran away from home?

-He didn't like the way he was being reared.

cover drive man · 07-06-2007, 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyBrumby

I've posted 'em before on CW, but they still amuse me:

Did you hear about the gay man who worked at the sperm bank?

- He was fired for drinking on the job

Did you hear about the gay teenager who ran away from home?

-He didn't like the way he was being reared.

Homophobia is the same as racism in my opinion. Post reported.

07-06-2007, 04:38 AM	#16 (permalink)
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07-06-2007, 08:30 AM	#24 (permalink)
tadeusz State 12th Man Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Warnbro WA Posts: 787	Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide. __________________ What, me worry? Member of Colts - CW XI Dev League Cricket Web Cricket: First Class: 72 runs @ 9, 19 wickets @ 44.26 One Day: 205 runs @ 22.78, 35 wickets @ 44.2 T20: 27 runs @ 27, 10 wickets @ 28.2

07-06-2007, 08:34 AM	#25 (permalink)
andmark International Debutant Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Taking 39 steps Posts: 2,741	What do you get when you cross a monster wearing a hat? A monster wearing a hat. (Yes this post is in the the Jest ) __________________ Well the Irish did it on St Patrick's day Rip Fardin Qayyumi, Bob Woolmer and Craig. No offence Neil "No good thing ever dies." Andy Dufresne. The Shawshank Redemption. "Don't interupt the emeny when they're making a mistake" Napoleon

07-06-2007, 09:26 AM	#29 (permalink)
BoyBrumby Englishman Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Doing the stance Posts: 42,620	I've posted 'em before on CW, but they still amuse me: Did you hear about the gay man who worked at the sperm bank? - He was fired for drinking on the job Did you hear about the gay teenager who ran away from home? -He didn't like the way he was being reared. __________________ *- As featured in The Independent.* "This is not the time for namby-pamby promising youngsters who might just do something; not the time for building for the future. Pragmatism rules and they don't come more pragmatic than Rogers." - Victor Marks makes the case for stiff-legged and stiff-armed 35 year old left-handers in Ashes squads

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07-06-2007, 04:39 AM	#17 (permalink)
cover drive man International Captain Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Liverpool, England Posts: 7,049	The Lion King holds a meeting for all the animals who isn't there? The Lion King? Wrong the elephant because he's in the fridge.

07-06-2007, 04:41 AM	#18 (permalink)
cover drive man International Captain Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Liverpool, England Posts: 7,049	The last in my series of jokes. Your on a bridge and you fall into crocidile infested waters how do you survive? Swim? Wrong the crocodiles aren't there they are at the Lion King meeting

07-06-2007, 04:48 AM	#21 (permalink)
Perm Cricket Web: All-Time Legend Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Clutha Valley, New Zealand Posts: 21,817	Dead baby jokes are the best, but you have a fair point.

07-06-2007, 08:41 AM	#26 (permalink)
KiWiNiNjA Cricketer Of The Year Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: In the kitchen Posts: 9,413	Whats brown and sticky? A stick

07-06-2007, 09:13 AM	#28 (permalink)
The Baconator International Vice-Captain Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Sutton Coldfield Posts: 4,413	Is it wrong that I found about half of these quite funny?

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