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Old 07-06-2007, 04:38 AM   #16 (permalink)
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How do you put a elephant in the fridge?



Open the door and put the elephant in?


Wrong you take the giraffe out and put the elephant in.
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Old 07-06-2007, 04:39 AM   #17 (permalink)
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The Lion King holds a meeting for all the animals who isn't there?


The Lion King?


Wrong the elephant because he's in the fridge.
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Old 07-06-2007, 04:41 AM   #18 (permalink)
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The last in my series of jokes.

Your on a bridge and you fall into crocidile infested waters how do you survive?

Swim?


Wrong the crocodiles aren't there they are at the Lion King meeting
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Old 07-06-2007, 04:44 AM   #19 (permalink)
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How do you get 100,000 Pikachus into a mini?

Pokemon.
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What sits in the corner getting redder and redder, and smaller and smaller?

A baby with a potato peeler.
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What do you do when you see a baby swinging around on a clothesline?

Stop it with a spade.
Haha. I have so many inappropriate dead baby jokes, but family forum and all.

Anyway... Why haven't I seen Pirates of the Caribbean 3 yet?






Cause it's rated arrrggghhh
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Dead baby jokes are the best, but you have a fair point.
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This guy was walking down the street, and he was passing this building when he saw a ladder leaning up against it, with a sign saying "CLIMB TO SUCCESS"
So they guy climbed it, got to the roof, and saw a naked man sitting there.
The guy goes "who are you?"
The naked man says "I'm Cess."
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To get to the other slide.
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What do you get when you cross a monster wearing a hat?

A monster wearing a hat.


















































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Haha. I have so many inappropriate dead baby jokes, but family forum and all.

Anyway... Why haven't I seen Pirates of the Caribbean 3 yet?






Cause it's rated arrrggghhh
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Is it wrong that I found about half of these quite funny?
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I've posted 'em before on CW, but they still amuse me:

Did you hear about the gay man who worked at the sperm bank?

- He was fired for drinking on the job


Did you hear about the gay teenager who ran away from home?

-He didn't like the way he was being reared.
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I've posted 'em before on CW, but they still amuse me:

Did you hear about the gay man who worked at the sperm bank?

- He was fired for drinking on the job


Did you hear about the gay teenager who ran away from home?

-He didn't like the way he was being reared.
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