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Old 17-11-2007, 07:28 PM   #211 (permalink)
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Okay fine you can stop me but you can't stop cannibals. Which reminds me ...


What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his butt.
That's not lame
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Old 17-11-2007, 07:31 PM   #212 (permalink)
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That's not lame
You did tell me to stop .
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Old 17-11-2007, 07:33 PM   #213 (permalink)
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You did tell me to stop .
Nah, keep him comin'
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Old 17-11-2007, 07:45 PM   #214 (permalink)
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Well...

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff? Tequilla! Haha get it, to kill her, yes?........ no?......... ........ Okay I'll seriously shutup now.
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Old 17-11-2007, 07:47 PM   #215 (permalink)
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Well...

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff? Tequilla! Haha get it, to kill her, yes?........ no?......... ........ Okay I'll seriously shutup now.
That's so lame it needs crutches
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Old 17-11-2007, 07:47 PM   #216 (permalink)
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That's so lame it needs crutches
......... No, just no!
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......... No, just no!
Hey, creative lameness should only be encouraged
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Old 17-11-2007, 07:49 PM   #218 (permalink)
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That's so lame it needs crutches
But speaking about crutches.... You know what else needs crutches?

A peanut, because when he walked down the dark alley, he got a salted.
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Old 17-11-2007, 07:55 PM   #219 (permalink)
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Hey, creative lameness should only be encouraged
We're so lamed, we can't be tamed.
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Why is number 6 afraid of 7?

A: Because 7 ate 9


That's all I got
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Old 17-11-2007, 07:57 PM   #221 (permalink)
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We're so lamed, we can't be tamed.
You should be ashamed
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Old 17-11-2007, 07:58 PM   #222 (permalink)
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Why is number 6 afraid of 7?

A: Because 7 ate 9


That's all I got
But why was 10 afraid of 9?

Because 9 ate 7...........
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Oh dear have I just been framed?
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Oh dear have I just been framed.
You're totally to blame
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You're totally to blame
It's my only way to be mundane.
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