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    Quote Originally Posted by Jamee999 View Post
    Nicked off me mate:

    I was standing in the park wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger and bigger.... then it hit me.
    I like it

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    A mom dad and baby tomato are walking down the street and the baby starts to lag behind so the dad goes back and smashes the baby and says "ketchup".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Turbinator View Post
    A mom dad and baby tomato are walking down the street and the baby starts to lag behind so the dad goes back and smashes the baby and says "ketchup".
    That's an oldie and a baddie

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fiery View Post
    That's an oldie and a baddie
    Oh yeah well, why don't anteaters get sick?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Turbinator View Post
    Oh yeah well, why don't anteaters get sick?

    I really don't know

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fiery View Post
    I really don't know
    Because they're full of anty-bodies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Turbinator View Post
    Because they're full of anty-bodies.
    Yeah, that's possibly even worse

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fiery View Post
    Yeah, that's possibly even worse

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    Quote Originally Posted by Turbinator View Post
    At least you're sticking to the thread title

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fiery View Post
    At least you're sticking to the thread title
    Exactly. Btw did you hear about the optometrist that fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Turbinator View Post
    Exactly. Btw did you hear about the optometrist that fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?
    You're on fire!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fiery View Post
    You're on fire!
    Yes I certainly am, however, I quite often am not, especially when once I sent in ten entries to a newspaper's pun contest in the hopes that one would win. Sadly,
    No pun in ten did...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Turbinator View Post
    Yes I certainly am, however, I quite often am not, especially when once I sent in ten entries to a newspaper's pun contest in the hopes that one would win. Sadly,
    No pun in ten did...
    Somebody stop him!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fiery View Post
    Somebody stop him!
    Okay fine you can stop me but you can't stop cannibals. Which reminds me ...


    What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his butt.

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