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    How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

    Put it in the oven until its bill withers.
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    My wife asked me if I like the song "Wonderwall".

    I said maybe.
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    I have heard it said that Chuck Norris' googly would literally break legs.

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    Why is it so hard to explain metaphors to thieves?

    Because they always take things literally.
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    Never trust an atom, they make up everything.
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    Symmetry is beauty, beauty is truth. Breaking symmetry means breaking truth.


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    It's really hard for me to find the woman of my dreams because I'm an insomniac.
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