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    How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

    Put it in the oven until its bill withers.
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    My wife asked me if I like the song "Wonderwall".

    I said maybe.

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    Why is it so hard to explain metaphors to thieves?

    Because they always take things literally.
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    Never trust an atom, they make up everything.
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    It's really hard for me to find the woman of my dreams because I'm an insomniac.
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    Mality, mality, mality, mality.

    We can now begin things as the four malities are out of the way.
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    What's brown and sticky?

    A stick.

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    What's white and milky?

    Milk

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    what's dark and bleak?

    the future of australian cricket

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    Who was the first psychoanalyst to open a drive-thru clinic in New Zealand?

    Kentucky Freud.



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