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    How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

    Put it in the oven until its bill withers.
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    Why is it so hard to explain metaphors to thieves?

    Because they always take things literally.
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    Never trust an atom, they make up everything.
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    It's really hard for me to find the woman of my dreams because I'm an insomniac.
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    Mality, mality, mality, mality.

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    What's brown and sticky?

    A stick.

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    What's white and milky?

    Milk

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    what's dark and bleak?

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    Who was the first psychoanalyst to open a drive-thru clinic in New Zealand?

    Kentucky Freud.

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    It's been six long months, but I finally heard a new lame joke today:

    How do you think the unthinkable?

    With an itheberg.
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    Here's a trundler original:

    What's the weirdest animal? Bees are.
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    The was an accident at a nearby Biomass plant today when 100 tonnes of raw manure was mistakenly poured into an air conditioning unit instead of into a digester. Needless to say, the **** hit the fan
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bijed View Post
    The was an accident at a nearby Biomass plant today when 100 tonnes of raw manure was mistakenly poured into an air conditioning unit instead of into a digester. Needless to say, the **** hit the fan
    Was it cow ****?

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    Cricket is a lot like lesbian $ex: they both go on forever and are mainly watched by men alone on the internet.
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