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    lol. Brumby=king of inappropriate jokes.
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    Speaking of inappropriate jokes.....

    What's similar between Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt?







    Both of their last hits was The Wall.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nightprowler10 View Post
    Speaking of inappropriate jokes.....

    What's similar between Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt?







    Both of their last hits was The Wall.
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    Pink Floyd and lame just don't go together.
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    'Battle' threads that just should never have happened:

    The Battle of the Pommy Spinners - 1995 to 2000
    The Battle of the Members - Zero Posts Only
    The Battle of New Zealand Cities - Population 500k plus
    The Battle of the JD Salinger Novels
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    The Battle of the Pommy Spinners - 1995 to 2000: Anyone but Giles
    The Battle of the Members - Zero Posts Only (undeserving)
    The Battle of New Zealand Cities - Population 500k plus Matamata (hometown)
    The Battle of the JD Salinger Novels (ummm)
    The Battle of the Dictators ( Heath!!!!!)
    The Battle of the Songs - Herman's Hermits (Something Tells Me I'm to Something Good!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fiery View Post
    The Battle of the Pommy Spinners - 1995 to 2000: Anyone but Giles
    The Battle of the Members - Zero Posts Only (undeserving)
    The Battle of New Zealand Cities - Population 500k plus Dunedin
    The Battle of the JD Salinger Novels (ummm)
    The Battle of the Dictators ( Heath!!!!!)
    The Battle of the Songs - Herman's Hermits I'm Into to Something Good!")
    Last edited by Fiery; 16-07-2007 at 05:48 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fiery View Post
    The Battle of the Pommy Spinners - 1995 to 2000: Anyone but Giles
    The Battle of the Members - Zero Posts Only (undeserving)
    The Battle of New Zealand Cities - Population 500k plus Matamata (hometown)
    The Battle of the JD Salinger Novels (ummm)
    The Battle of the Dictators ( Heath!!!!!)
    The Battle of the Songs - Herman's Hermits (Something Tells Me I'm to Something Good!"
    Hmmmm.... I don't think Matamata has over 500k people living there.... Unless I missed a few suburbs last time I was there... Auckland is the only option really... As with JD Salinger, the Catcher in the Rye is really the only option... Hence - pretty pointless battles, eh?

    As for the Hermits, you might find a vote or two for "Missus Brown You've Got a Loverly Daughter"

    Maybe not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeathDavisSpeed View Post
    Hmmmm.... I don't think Matamata has over 500k people living there.... Unless I missed a few suburbs last time I was there... Auckland is the only option really... As with JD Salinger, the Catcher in the Rye is really the only option... Hence - pretty pointless battles, eh?

    As for the Hermits, you might find a vote or two for "Missus Brown You've Got a Loverly Daughter"

    Maybe not.
    I did edit it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fiery View Post
    I did edit it
    Hehe... I see that now... Not patronising you, mate! Don't wanna get on your wrong side

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    Quote Originally Posted by yaju View Post
    This is dedicated to Sudeep.


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    Once upon a time, there was a guy called "Mad". He had two sons namely "Somebody" and "Nobody". One unfortunate day his sons had a great fight and in the process one of them got killed. Seeing this, the father got horrified and called the police "SOMEBODY KILLED NOBODY!".
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    A young man called Paul invited his mother for dinner, during the
    course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome Paul's
    flatmate,Simon, was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two,and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening,
    while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more
    between Paul and his flatmate than met the eye. Reading his mums thoughts,
    Paul volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you,
    Simon & I are just flatmates".About a week later, Simon came to Paul saying, "Ever since your mothercame to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't suppose she took it do you?" "Well I doubt it, but I'll email her just to be sure" said Paul. So he sat down and wrote:

    DEAR MOTHER, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM
    MY HOUSE, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE FRYING PAN, BUT THE
    FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.
    LOVE PAUL

    Several days later, Paul received an email from his mother which read:

    DEAR SON, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND I'M NOT
    SAYING THAT YOU "DO NOT" SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF HE
    WAS SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY NOW!!!!
    LOVE MUM

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