The Lame Joke Corner - Page 12

NZTailender · 12-07-2007, 05:22 PM

lol. Brumby=king of inappropriate jokes.

nightprowler10 · 12-07-2007, 06:20 PM

Speaking of inappropriate jokes.....

What's similar between Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt?

Both of their last hits was The Wall.

1-9-7-7 · 12-07-2007, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nightprowler10

Speaking of inappropriate jokes.....

What's similar between Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt?

Both of their last hits was The Wall.

Perm · 12-07-2007, 06:25 PM

Pink Floyd and lame just don't go together.

HeathDavisSpeed · 16-07-2007, 04:35 AM

'Battle' threads that just should never have happened:

The Battle of the Pommy Spinners - 1995 to 2000
The Battle of the Members - Zero Posts Only
The Battle of New Zealand Cities - Population 500k plus
The Battle of the JD Salinger Novels
The Battle of the Dictators
The Battle of the Songs - Herman's Hermits

Fiery · 16-07-2007, 04:41 AM

The Battle of the Pommy Spinners - 1995 to 2000: Anyone but Giles
The Battle of the Members - Zero Posts Only (undeserving)
The Battle of New Zealand Cities - Population 500k plus Matamata

(hometown)
The Battle of the JD Salinger Novels (ummm)
The Battle of the Dictators ( Heath!!!!!)
The Battle of the Songs - Herman's Hermits (Something Tells Me I'm to Something Good!"

Fiery · 16-07-2007, 04:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fiery

The Battle of the Pommy Spinners - 1995 to 2000: Anyone but Giles
The Battle of the Members - Zero Posts Only (undeserving)
The Battle of New Zealand Cities - Population 500k plus Dunedin
The Battle of the JD Salinger Novels (ummm)
The Battle of the Dictators ( Heath!!!!!)
The Battle of the Songs - Herman's Hermits I'm Into to Something Good!")

HeathDavisSpeed · 16-07-2007, 04:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fiery

The Battle of the Pommy Spinners - 1995 to 2000: Anyone but Giles
The Battle of the Members - Zero Posts Only (undeserving)
The Battle of New Zealand Cities - Population 500k plus Matamata

(hometown)
The Battle of the JD Salinger Novels (ummm)
The Battle of the Dictators ( Heath!!!!!)
The Battle of the Songs - Herman's Hermits (Something Tells Me I'm to Something Good!"

Hmmmm.... I don't think Matamata has over 500k people living there.... Unless I missed a few suburbs last time I was there... Auckland is the only option really... As with JD Salinger, the Catcher in the Rye is really the only option... Hence - pretty pointless battles, eh?

As for the Hermits, you might find a vote or two for "Missus Brown You've Got a Loverly Daughter"

Maybe not.

Fiery · 16-07-2007, 04:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HeathDavisSpeed

Hmmmm.... I don't think Matamata has over 500k people living there.... Unless I missed a few suburbs last time I was there... Auckland is the only option really... As with JD Salinger, the Catcher in the Rye is really the only option... Hence - pretty pointless battles, eh?

As for the Hermits, you might find a vote or two for "Missus Brown You've Got a Loverly Daughter"

Maybe not.

I did edit it

HeathDavisSpeed · 16-07-2007, 04:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fiery

I did edit it

Hehe... I see that now... Not patronising you, mate! Don't wanna get on your wrong side

yaju · 22-07-2007, 01:35 AM

This is dedicated to Sudeep.

Q. What did one chemical engineer say to another?

Ans. I am not a computer engineer.

PhoenixFire · 22-07-2007, 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yaju

This is dedicated to Sudeep.

Q. What did one chemical engineer say to another?

Ans. I am not a computer engineer.

yaju · 23-07-2007, 06:35 AM

Once upon a time, there was a guy called "Mad". He had two sons namely "Somebody" and "Nobody". One unfortunate day his sons had a great fight and in the process one of them got killed. Seeing this, the father got horrified and called the police "SOMEBODY KILLED NOBODY!".
Police: "Are you MAD?"
"YES!"

PhoenixFire · 23-07-2007, 11:53 AM

A young man called Paul invited his mother for dinner, during the
course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome Paul's
flatmate,Simon, was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two,and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening,
while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more
between Paul and his flatmate than met the eye. Reading his mums thoughts,
Paul volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you,
Simon & I are just flatmates".About a week later, Simon came to Paul saying, "Ever since your mothercame to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't suppose she took it do you?" "Well I doubt it, but I'll email her just to be sure" said Paul. So he sat down and wrote:

DEAR MOTHER, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM
MY HOUSE, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE FRYING PAN, BUT THE
FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.
LOVE PAUL

Several days later, Paul received an email from his mother which read:

DEAR SON, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND I'M NOT
SAYING THAT YOU "DO NOT" SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF HE
WAS SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY NOW!!!!
LOVE MUM

GIMH · 24-07-2007, 05:39 PM

quality

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yaju State Vice-Captain Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Jalandhar, Punjab, India Posts: 1,313	Once upon a time, there was a guy called "Mad". He had two sons namely "Somebody" and "Nobody". One unfortunate day his sons had a great fight and in the process one of them got killed. Seeing this, the father got horrified and called the police "SOMEBODY KILLED NOBODY!". Police: "Are you MAD?" "YES!"

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PhoenixFire International Coach Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Bitch please, I'm from West Yorkshire Posts: 14,987	A young man called Paul invited his mother for dinner, during the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome Paul's flatmate,Simon, was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two,and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Paul and his flatmate than met the eye. Reading his mums thoughts, Paul volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Simon & I are just flatmates".About a week later, Simon came to Paul saying, "Ever since your mothercame to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't suppose she took it do you?" "Well I doubt it, but I'll email her just to be sure" said Paul. So he sat down and wrote: DEAR MOTHER, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE FRYING PAN, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER. LOVE PAUL Several days later, Paul received an email from his mother which read: DEAR SON, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO NOT" SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF HE WAS SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY NOW!!!! LOVE MUM

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