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    Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

    Too many bones, not enough CASH!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jono View Post
    smart ass

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    Kohli. Do something in test cricket for once please.

    Thanks.

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    "I am very happy and it will allow me to have lot more rice."

    Eoin Morgan on being given a rice cooker for being Man of the Match in a Dhaka Premier Division game.


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    Following Britain's No.1 diver's brave announcement that he is gay, Manchester United have pledged to fully support Ashley Young during this difficult time.
    Cricket Web's 2013/14 Premier League Tipping Champion

    - As featured in The Independent.

    "The committee discussed the issue of illegal bowling actions, and believed that there are a number of bowlers currently employing suspect actions in international cricket, and that the ICC's reporting and testing procedures are not adequately scrutinising these bowlers."
    - Even the ICC's own official press release thinks things must change

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    There’s two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says

    ‘You man the guns, I’ll drive’

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoyBrumby View Post
    I'm organising a charity ball to help people who struggle to reach orgasm.

    Contact me if you can't come.
    and the same theme. A man presented himself as a contestant at a fancy dress competition wearing only his undies, "who are you" asked the compare, "I am premature ejaculation" answered the contestant. "I can announce you as that it may cause offence" said the compare. "Okay then" said the man "just say I've come in my underpants!"
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    How many surrealists do you need to change a light bulb?

    A fish.

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    Q: What's brown and sticky?

    A: A stick.

    (Apologies if this has been posted before...)

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    Guy to his friend

    Guy: Do you have any holes in your underwear?
    Friend: No
    Guy: Are you sure you don't have any holes in your underwear?
    Friend: Yes, I am sure
    Guy: Then how do you get your legs through

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    And smalishah's avatar is the most classy one by far Jan certainly echoes the sentiments of CW

    Yeah we don't crap in the first world; most of us would actually have no idea what that was emanating from Ajmal's backside. Why isn't it roses and rainbows like what happens here? PEWS's retort to Ganeshran on Daemon's picture depicting Ajmal's excreta

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    What did the Dublin food cop say to the perp?

    Irish-Stew in the name of the law!

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    What's red and has seven small dents in it?












































    Snow White's hymen.

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    I've just paid for my wife and her mother to have two weeks in Paris.

    That's how much I hate the ****ing French.
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    What's the difference between a chickpea & a lentil?

    I don't have to pay a hundred quid to have a lentil on my face.
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    Why did the Mexican shove his wife off the cliff?


    Tequila
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    I just love all kinds of balls.



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