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Love a bit of Gary Delaney, best one-liner out there, imo.
The speed at which a fielding team gets through the innings is overrated.
If fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters do?
fight for freedom
And smalishah's avatar is the most classy one by far Jan certainly echoes the sentiments of CW
Yeah we don't crap in the first world; most of us would actually have no idea what that was emanating from Ajmal's backside. Why isn't it roses and rainbows like what happens here? PEWS's retort to Ganeshran on Daemon's picture depicting Ajmal's excreta
I am thoroughly disgusted by the able-ist abuse in this thread's title. As someone who could be classed as lame currently due to a calf strain I've had since Tuesday, I find it abhorrent to compare my short term disability to some of the jokes that have been purveyed in this heinous thread. Especially Smali's jokes. Please can this be corrected forthwith.
>>>>>>WHHOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHH>>>>>>
Fascist Dictator of the Heath Davis Appreciation Society
Supporting Petone's Finest since the very start - Iain O'Brien
Also Supporting the All Time #1 Batsman of All Time Ever - Jacques Kallis and the much maligned Peter Siddle.
Vimes tells it how it is:
~~~~Categorically not Heath Davis~~~~
what do you call a deer with no eyes
no idea
what do you call a deeer with no eyes and no legs
still no idea
what do you call a deer with no eyes no legs and no balls
still no ****ing idea
what do you call a dog with no legs
doesnt matter he wont come anyway
I never did get an answer to my question in the other thread!
If I only just posted the above post, please wait 5 mins before replying as there will be edits
West Robham Rabid Wolves Caedere lemma quod eat lemma
A lady walks into a bar and orders a double entendre. So the bartender gave it to her.
why didn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?
Because he had no guts
I hate to use such reactionary language, but it is POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD.
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I cba looking that up
tbf, great minds think alike
I'm organising a charity ball to help people who struggle to reach orgasm.
Contact me if you can't come.
Cricket Web's current Premier League Tipping Champion
- As featured in The Independent.
"this was Argentina’s heaviest defeat in the group stage of a World Cup since losing 6-1 to Czechoslovakia in 1958. It is also the first time they have failed to win either of their opening two matches at a World Cup for 44 years. Sampaoli’s players, in other words, were creating history here" - The Guardian's Stuart James on Croatia's 3-0 dicking of the South Americans
What do you call an intelligent donkey?
Parmi | #1 draft pick | Jake King is **** | Big Bash League tipping champion of the universeCome and Paint Turtle
smart ass
"I am very happy and it will allow me to have lot more rice."
Eoin Morgan on being given a rice cooker for being Man of the Match in a Dhaka Premier Division game.
Edit: ****!
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
Too many bones, not enough CASH!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEHMbJ_FVfA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5oGJTUpbpA
RIP Craig
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