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    Then at lunch I made a Frenchman talk bollocks.
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    And smalishah's avatar is the most classy one by far Jan certainly echoes the sentiments of CW

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    I am thoroughly disgusted by the able-ist abuse in this thread's title. As someone who could be classed as lame currently due to a calf strain I've had since Tuesday, I find it abhorrent to compare my short term disability to some of the jokes that have been purveyed in this heinous thread. Especially Smali's jokes. Please can this be corrected forthwith.
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    what do you call a deer with no eyes

    no idea

    what do you call a deeer with no eyes and no legs

    still no idea

    what do you call a deer with no eyes no legs and no balls

    still no ****ing idea

    what do you call a dog with no legs

    doesnt matter he wont come anyway
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeathDavisSpeed View Post
    I am thoroughly disgusted by the able-ist abuse in this thread's title. As someone who could be classed as lame currently due to a calf strain I've had since Tuesday, I find it abhorrent to compare my short term disability to some of the jokes that have been purveyed in this heinous thread. Especially Smali's jokes. Please can this be corrected forthwith.
    I never did get an answer to my question in the other thread!
    If I only just posted the above post, please wait 5 mins before replying as there is bound to be edits

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    why didn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

    Because he had no guts

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goughy View Post
    I never did get an answer to my question in the other thread!
    I hate to use such reactionary language, but it is POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD.

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    Quote Originally Posted by uvelocity View Post
    why didnt the skeleton jump off the cliff? he had no guts
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    I cba looking that up

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